Aasman se utari hai, Taron se sajai hai, Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai, Mere dost! sambhaal ke rakhna yeh dosti, Yeh meri zindagi bhar ki kamai hai⦠:smile: :smile:
Good morning :heart: TIME & SMILE ARE TWO CRUCIAL THINGS IN IN LIFE . . SOME TIMES TIME MAKES US TO FORGET SMILE & SOME TIMES SOME ONES SMILES MAKE US TO FORGET TIME . :heart: :heart: keep smilling
Thanks 4 visit my profile , Good morning :heart: WE MEET BY CHANCE & TURNED IN TO FRIENDS & NOW OUR DESTINY KEEP US CLOSE TO EACH OTHER MAKING OUR FRIENDSHIP GROW MORE WITH THE PASSING TIME...... ARE FRIEND FOR LIFE TIME ! ! ! :heart: :heart: keep smilling
Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! :hee::rofl:
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! :hee::hee:
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. :hee::spin:
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... :rofl:
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:
Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight? GOOD NIGHT