Mko police pakdegi fir m apka naam nahi btaunga

Money se bhara bag apko de dunga

Jab tak m jail me rahunga ap shopping karna!

Aur jab m jail se bahar aunga tab fir ek bank lootengn holi ke time par

Fastival fastival mujhe jail se bahar nikalwana g

Agar hum pakde gaye to apko shopping kaun karwayega g

Theek h aj ka plan cancel kal bank lootenge p

Ok by t.c. Ji

Kal q g

Aj chalte hai na

Bank v loot lenge sath me

Phonix me

Ya...

So kab picup karu akar apko

Ji jirur le chalenge

But fun me nahi chalenge wahan to aag lag gai

Ap decide karo kaha shopping karna h

Shopping list lambi hai

Tab to aj se hi shopping start kar deni chahiye diwali tak to shopping puri ho jayegi g

Ohh really

Tab to hume apko shopping karwane k liye bank ko lootna padega g

Ohh really

Tab to hume apko shopping karwane k liye bank ko lootna padega g

Tussi to bade majakiya ho g

Humne socha tha is diwali ap hume shopping karwayenge

Na g

Soch rahe h ap hi ke sath karenge shopping

Kuch money ki bachat ho jayegi :

Ohhh!:

So

Diwali ki shopping ho gai ya avi baki hai

Haan g 7am par hi.

Kal night me aya bt ap ja chke the

Me also fne g

B.fast huwa

Dil mein armaan bahut hai
Zindagi mein gham bahut hai
Kab ki maar daalti yeh duniya humein
Kambhakat doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai..!

Hws u g

Good Night nice dream tc

Six ways to be happy:
1. Free ur heart from hate.
2. Free ur mind from worry.
3. Live simple.
4. Expect less.
5. Always smile.
6. DON'T SEE THE MIRROR..
Gud Mrng B Happy
Wen we wake up in t


SUNDAY IS FUNDAY

GOOD MORNING

Internet par ladki pataayi,



Internet par ho gayi
sagaayi,



Internet par divorce ho gaya,



Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

Ok g ...std v jaruri...see yew g

Hv a gud day g