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good morning my friend 
Why do you feel safe under
blankets? It's not like a
murderer will come in thinking,
"I'm gonna kill- ahh damn!
She's under a blanket..."
╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
رجل يعيش فى
في باراكو في محافظة غوانتانامو، كوبا،
ويحظى بشعبية في مسقط رأسه بسبب
أصابعه. في جميع أطرافه في 6 أصابع .
happy new iranian year to you my dear
always love you
and
remember you in my heart
take care my sweet girl
bye honey
sweet
girl
we are best friends
always remember that if you fall,
i will pick you up
after i finish laughing...
طالب في الابتدائية ،
أخبرته أمه بأن يلجأ للشرطة
في حالة طلب المساعدة
وذات يوم أوقف شرطيا حول
المدرسة لكي يربط له حذائه !
الجميل برائة الاطفال
والأجمل بساطة الشرطي .
