Hey Humnava mujhe apna bana le
Sookhi pari dil ki es zameen ko bhiga de:note:
Hu akela, zara haath barha de:not:
Sookhi pari dil ki es zameen ko bhiga de:note:

Arre mai khudd ek haddi hoon :rofl: :rofl:
Afterall hum ek hi category k hue :hee: :hee:

Haan haan... Tu b chal picnic :rofl:
Tayar hoke aaja jaldi :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ok is acha hy tm pagal he mat hobye last msg hy mera iske bad os nae aownga

Lena-dena nahi duniya se
mera bas tujh se kaam hai:note:
Teri ankhiyon ke sheher me:note:
Yaara sab intezaam hai:note:

Coxces bazar me hu.. I mean sea beach par ek hotel me ..wifi nhi h eha
Mobile se hu
Eha ka net masallah tere jaisa hi h

Mere problem hearing organs par nhi h
Sunsakta hu avi v
Tu Bol:rofl:

oh etni jaldi pagal hogi tum is dunia ki end tak ka time lelo pagal hone ke liye:rofl:

Agar tu chahe toh kitna kuch bolsakte h
Try Kat k dekh

Sharaab b billi ne hi pilaai hai :rofl: :rofl:

Arre jaan pehchaan nhi hai to bna lo. Koun sa time lagega :rofl: :rofl:

Ek chuha sharaab k glass me girr gaya…
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Wahan se ek billi guzar rahi thi
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chuhe ne billi se kaha ki mujhe yahan se nikalo
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena.
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Billi ne laat maari or glass gira diya.
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Chuha nikal kar bhaga or bill me ghuss gaya
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Billi na kaha : jhoote,
dhokebaaz,
tum to keh rahe the k mujhe nikalo,
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena…
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Chuha Muskuraya Or Bola :.
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Jaan, naraz matt hona, Us waqt main sharab ke
Nashe me tha
:rofl: :rofl:

Maine happy di billo dekhni hai :hee: :hee_:

Tumne b to doosri billi lagai hai :rofl: :rofl:
WIse, kbi kbi billo da b phito dass diya kr :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Achha to kabi chuhe ka munh dekha hai tumne :rofl: :rofl:

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Haan sehi kaha billi ka munh bahut bda hota hai :rofl: :rofl:

Fir to tu hi apna ser de dena :rofl: :rofl:

Fir to tera coconut nhi mera ser hi tootega :rofl:

Tu baba ka number rehne de bs tu coconut de de :rofl: :rofl:
Fir dono milkr khaaenge :hee: