Hey Humnava mujhe apna bana le
Sookhi pari dil ki es zameen ko bhiga de
Hu akela, zara haath barha de:not:
Sookhi pari dil ki es zameen ko bhiga de

Arre mai khudd ek haddi hoon
Afterall hum ek hi category k hue

Haan haan... Tu b chal picnic
Tayar hoke aaja jaldi

Ok is acha hy tm pagal he mat hobye last msg hy mera iske bad os nae aownga

Lena-dena nahi duniya se
mera bas tujh se kaam hai
Teri ankhiyon ke sheher me
Yaara sab intezaam hai

Coxces bazar me hu.. I mean sea beach par ek hotel me ..wifi nhi h eha
Mobile se hu
Eha ka net masallah tere jaisa hi h

Mere problem hearing organs par nhi h
Sunsakta hu avi v
Tu Bol

oh etni jaldi pagal hogi tum is dunia ki end tak ka time lelo pagal hone ke liye

Agar tu chahe toh kitna kuch bolsakte h
Try Kat k dekh

Sharaab b billi ne hi pilaai hai

Arre jaan pehchaan nhi hai to bna lo. Koun sa time lagega

Ek chuha sharaab k glass me girr gaya…
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Wahan se ek billi guzar rahi thi
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chuhe ne billi se kaha ki mujhe yahan se nikalo
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena.
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Billi ne laat maari or glass gira diya.
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Chuha nikal kar bhaga or bill me ghuss gaya
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Billi na kaha : jhoote,
dhokebaaz,
tum to keh rahe the k mujhe nikalo,
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena…
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Chuha Muskuraya Or Bola :.
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Jaan, naraz matt hona, Us waqt main sharab ke
Nashe me tha

Maine happy di billo dekhni hai :hee_:

Tumne b to doosri billi lagai hai
WIse, kbi kbi billo da b phito dass diya kr

Achha to kabi chuhe ka munh dekha hai tumne

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

Haan sehi kaha billi ka munh bahut bda hota hai

Fir to tu hi apna ser de dena

Fir to tera coconut nhi mera ser hi tootega

Tu baba ka number rehne de bs tu coconut de de
Fir dono milkr khaaenge