miss me too

okay im coming..........

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miss u

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Optimism is a happiness magnet.
If you stay positive,
good things and good people will be drawn to you...

Be somene's sunshine today

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I could have beer for breakfast

My sanity for lunch

Trying to get over how bad I want you so much

Innocence for dinner

Pour something in my cup

Anything and everything just to fill me up

But nothing ever gets me high like this

But nothing ever gets me high like this

I pick my poison and it's you

Nothing could kill me like you do

You're going straight to my head

And I'm heading straight for the edge

I pick my poison and it's you

I pick my poison and it's you

What if we run away
What if we left today
We said goodbye to safe and sound
What if we're hard to find
What if we lost our minds
We let them fall behind, and they're never found
And when the lights start flashing like a photo booth
And the stars exploding
We'll be fireproof

If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.

So keep smiling


Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
& offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.

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Gud Morning to one such person.




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Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind
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In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.
In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap,
but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.
In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish
In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law
but you can use it for an igloo.
In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep

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Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky
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ohh pleasure mine too that u are being nitrous oxide for me
keep it up

plz dont change urself as choloform like before

yup u are awesome
lets check it out awesome hone ka natija

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where is ur licensed Arms

dont threat me about police
police salutes me twice n a day
coz im superior than police
look
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climbing a fence with fiance isn't braking rules
u know nothing about breaking rules
here's some sweet example for ur realization ....







choose which u like for going beyond the rules

If you have a "magnetic" personality
and yet people don't get attracted to you
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it's not your fault.
They have "iron" deficiency in their bodies!

brush lo aur uth jao

subha hogaya

ha ha ha ok then plz arrange a cute Dracula for that party

my mind is mine
udhar me v bill ko nhi desakta

better i will send u a bill

i mean wo darana tha
jo daar gaya woo..pata hi h na

im still dancing

i mean living

rest in peace hone ka time nhi h ab

kill mr. bill not me

work - rihanna ft. drake

wo drama hay

jindagy ka sawaaal esme drama kaha se ate h

did u mean u have license to kill

ohh dear god..save me

u r so kind too

then i have no fear
i will must reply within a week

plz dont use knife on my small brain

i will reply after 3 days
i need professional help on it

tum mere brain ka faluda banarahe ho q

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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Boy-and-girl-kissing........

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

Math is hard wheN yoU caught

Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?

A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.


Hpy we'nd Ahead


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nitrous oxide

to me u r nitrous oxide
hey brain blocker
plz know about urself
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tumhe toh pata hi nhi tum ho kia

i dont need cobra
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i have friend like u and im honored
ohhh u r looking gorgeous

aaahhh what a punch..
i will not mess up with u ..promise
but i want ur punches to learn how to servive

plz break the bloody rules
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i will follow u like an artist
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Weekend wishes only for you.

Sorry..galti ho gyi