Police ne ek aadmi se pucha:- tumne chor ko bhagte hue dekha hai ??
Aadmi:- yaha se aap sidha jana aapko 3 raste milenge...

Pehla rasta se aap sidha jana aapko 3 haveli milengi...:rofl:
Pehli haveli me ghusna aapko 3 darwaze milenge...:rofl:
Pehla darwaza kholna aapko 3 almari milengi...:rofl:
Pehla almari kholna aapko 3 loker milengi...:rofl:
Pehla loker kholna usme meri maa ki tasvir hai aur main apni maa ki tasvir ki kasam khata hu maine chor ko nahi dekha...!!!!!!!!!

:hee::rofl::rofl:

gd mrnd :sun: