╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: :mad:The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: The king died next day!:( (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul.. we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me.. GUD NI8 :sleeping:
★,*”*,*”*,☆☆,*”*,*”*,★ Before Marriage :heart: He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He: ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! :hee:After marriage :p :hee::pNow simply read from bottom to top:p:hee: :p Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile call me immediately ★,*”*,*”*,☆:heart:☆,*”*,*”*,★