Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
I am dropping by because I wanted to say "I hope you have a beautiful day."
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ A day where hope and rainbows meet, and true love sweeps you off your feet; where all is sunny and all is bright, with rays to fill your heart with light;
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ a day that brings good things to you, inspiration and love and dreams come true
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ Waqt k dayre se hum guzar n jae, armano k silsile kabhi bikhar n jae, isliye apko bewaqt yaad karte h, kahi apke dil se hum nikal n jae
See The Alphabetes So Intelligent… “A”lways “B”e “C”ool “D”ont have “E”go with “F”riend. “G”ive up “H”urting “I”ncidences “J”ust “K”eep “L”oving “M”ankind. “N”ever “O”mit “P”rayers “Q”uietly “R”emember Lord..!! “S”peak “T”ruth “U”se “V”alid “W”ords “X”press “Y”our “Z”eal All the best enjoy the life...
(¯`*•.¸♥ ♥¸.•*´¯)(¯`*•.¸♥ ♥¸.•*´¯) BEST MSG FOR TRUE LOVERS:: She says.. " I don't love you... " Her eyes.. say " I'm crazy about you..." She says.. " I'm happy without you.. " Her eyes say.. " I'm nowhere without you..." She says.. he has many to take care of him.. Her eyes say.. " But.. no one cares like you do ..." She asks me to hold some one else's hand.. Her eyes say.. " never leave me..." She says.. " you're just a good friend.. " Her eyes say.. " I can't see you to be someone else's..." She says.. "Go away " Her eyes say.. " stay till my last heartbeat..." She says.. "Don't kiss me.. " Her eyes say.. " Don't follow my words..." She says.. " wait for now.. " Her eyes say.. " let's fall for each other..." She says.. " I'm confused.. " Her eyes say.. " I JUST LOVE YOU....!
Oh soul, you worry too much. You have seen your own strength. You have seen your own beauty. You have seen your golden wings. Of anything less, why do you worry? You are in truth the soul, oh the soul, of the soul... :) You really have to look inside yourself and find your own inner strength, and say, "I'm proud of what I am and who I am, and I'm just going to be myself... :):) Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.”