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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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:hee:I am the best
:p 
:p:p :$Qualities a friend must have:$
Cute as crocodile:love::love:Smart as donkey:love:
:love:Active as turtle:love:
:love:Fit as hippo:love:
:love:Matured as monkey:love:
:love:Sincerity like dog:love:
No doubt you are my best friend:dance2:☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆
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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE IT:rofl:There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?:spin:
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?:spin:
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.:spin:
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?:spin:
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.:rofl:
Life is too short to be serious…:hmm:
:hee:laugh as much as you can:smile::rofl:
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☆☆:smile:╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:CIGARETTE:rofl:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.
:rofl
IPLOMAT:rofl:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
:rofl
OLITICIAN:rofl:One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:
╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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♥☆╰★╮Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz
Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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♥☆╰★╮╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
Four candles were talking to each other
♥. . . ♥
♥. . . ♥1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
♥♥
♥♥Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
♥
♥...S W E E T
D R E A M E S...╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
☆ ❤
❤ ☆Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
☆ ❤
❤ ☆Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
never forget, how special you are.
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☆ ☆ ☆May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.
May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.
Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!
☆ ☆ ☆
☆ ☆ ☆never forget, how special you are.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl:Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
:hee:Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
:smile:SMILING EVENING:D
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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╰❤╮☆╰♡╮whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE..............
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤
BECAUSE..............
they are the priceless creation by GOD
dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
ZZZZZzzzzzzz ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮:heart:╰❤╮☆╰♡╮
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
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In each moment we should make an attempt to make the best out of it,
whether it be a situation that is already positive,
or whether it be a situation that we need to help spin in a positive light.
Live every moment, and remember that eventually the future will be the present.
Take time out to laugh each day,
laughter is not only food for the soul,
but it also helps to heal the soul in parts it may be broken.
And Love...
Love with everything inside of you.
Love because love is the center of life.
Our souls are filled with love,
so be sure to thoroughly love whatever may be in our hearts.
Love the people around you.
Love your friends.
Love your enemies.
Love your Love.
Love the memories you are able to make.
Most of all make sure you will love the legacy you leave behind on earth.
LoVeLy NiGhT.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
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˜”*°•.¸❤"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!"
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˜”*°•.¸❤This world is full of people
who are willing to dream,
but only a confident few will actually
go in the direction of their dreams.
Are you one who just exists with a creative well inside,
or are you one who is willing to go
confidently in the direction of your dreams?
Many people take a step or two in
the direction of their dreams.
Just as there are many who read these inspirational posts,
only a few of you will take what you learn from them,
and apply them in your life to actually achieve success.
The question is, which are you?
One who just feeds with no deposit
of actual action in your life,
or are you one who feeds on inspiration,
and knowledge to help you take further steps
in the pursuit of your own happiness or dreams?
Every dream should be a dream
in which you are desperate to achieve,
a dream in which you are desperate for more,
MOVE FORWARD!
Sweet Dreams
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˜”*°•.¸❤"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!"
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˜”*°•.¸❤❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤
Don't ask what the meaning of life is...
We define it .....
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What will our life mean
by the time it is over with?
Will we leave behind a great legacy,
a legacy full of success,
full of stories that will make us laugh,
stories that will make us cry,
and stories that will make us believe that
anything, absolutely, anything is possible???
if we are willing to put forth the effort,
and never give up on life?
Or will our legacy consist of a mundane lifestyle
in which its author made little to no attempt
to juicy up his or her narrative.
We all have a choice.
Every day is a day in which we can
consistently decide if we want
to work our hardest to make
some changes to this world.
What mark will we leave on the world
by the time we are gone?
Will we make an effort to leave on at all?
GUD EVENING WITh INSPiraTION
❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤
Don't ask what the meaning of life is...
We define it .....
❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤
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==:smile:=╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath
and love as much as you live.
One of the most effective antidotes
to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh,
and loving as much as we can while we live.
When we hear laughter,
we associate whatever situation we are in,
with happiness, at least usually.
When we just let go of our fears,
and allow ourselves to be happy,
even in the worst of times,
it can change the playing field quickly.
Choosing to love as much as we live is
like the second of the 1-2 punches
when you are trying to defeat
whatever despair lies ahead of you.
if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving,
and positive attitude while at all possible,
we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it.
Make an effort today to keep love in your heart,
no matter what hate is thrown in your path,
and to keep laughing,
even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile...
SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE.
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╰★╮═♥═ι aм noт yoυr ғrιend ιғ…..
yoυ нave тo тнιnĸ вeғore yoυ ѕpeaĸ тo мe!
мy preѕence ever мaĸeѕ yoυ ғeel υncoмғorтaвle!
yoυ нave тo тнanĸ мe ғor everyтнιng ι do ғor yoυ!
yoυ нave тo ѕay ѕorry ғor everyтнιng тнaт yoυ don’т do!
yoυ нave тo aѕĸ мe ғor ғavorѕ!
yoυ тнιnĸ ι woυld noт вe cυrιoυѕ тo ĸnow yoυr pнιloѕopнy oғ lιғe!
yoυ go вy wнaт ι ѕay and do noт υnderѕтand wнaт ι don’т ѕay!
yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт lιѕтenιng тo yoυr dreaмѕ woυld pυт мe тo ѕleep!
yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт ѕeeιng yoυ ιn paιn, woυld noт вrιng a тear тo мe!
yoυ тнιnĸ ι do noт reмeмвer тнe ғιrѕт тιмe we мeт!
yoυ don’т ѕee тнe тнoυѕand wayѕ ι тry тo мaĸe yoυ нappy!...
So, enjoy every drop of water either from sky or from eye!!!
When we are in ANGER,
we are just one letter short of DANGER…
BUT,
When we are GOOD to other,
we are one letter more that GOD…
Every1 may not be good,
but there is something good in everyone!!!!
so never make a constant image for everyone!!!!
Bcoz every saints has a past,
and every sinner has a future!!!!
Don’t stop,
build new dreams and think always that in your way,
NothinG iS iMpoSSibLe.
Choice is ours…
HappY NiGhT
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♥•.☆.•♥
♥•.☆.•♥one ѕong can ѕparĸ a мoмenт,
one flower can waĸe тнe dreaм.
one тree can ѕтarт a foreѕт,
one вιrd can нerald ѕprιng.
one ѕмιle вegιnѕ a frιendѕнιp,
one нandclaѕp lιғтѕ a ѕoυl.
one ѕтar can gυιde a ѕнιp aт ѕea,
one word can fraмe тнe goal,
one voтe can cнange a naтιon,
one ѕυnвeaм lιgнтѕ a rooм
one candle wιpeѕ oυт darĸneѕѕ,
one laυgн wιll conqυer glooм.
one ѕтep мυѕт ѕтarт eacн joυrney.
one word мυѕт ѕтarт eacн prayer.
one нope wιll raιѕe oυr ѕpιrιтѕ,
one тoυcн can ѕнow yoυ care.
one voιce can ѕpeaĸ wιтн wιѕdoм,
one нearт can ĸnow wнaт’ѕ тrυe...
ғrιendѕнιp ιѕ golden
lιĸe ѕтar ιn тнe нeaven
нope ιт wιll noт вroĸen
even ѕoмeтιмe we goт
loт oғ мιѕ υnderѕтandιng
вυт тrυe ғrιendѕнιp
wιll never ғade, wιll never end
♥•.☆.•♥:heart:♥•.☆.•♥
(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-)
''A tear
Carrying the DNA of pain
Washing away hurtful stains
A tear:,(
Expressing unspeakable feelings
Creating new channels of healing
❤ ❤
❤ ❤A tear:,(
Traveling through tunnels of tragedy
Transporting tremendous tons of therapy
A tear:,(
Rushing into a river of reformation
Creating a deluge of consolation
❤ ❤
❤ ❤A tear:,(
Tearing down walls of internal imprisonment
Building beautiful bridges of betterment
A tear:,(
Providing homeostasis
Averting my crisis
❤ ❤
❤ ❤A tear:,(
Seasoned with the salt of reality
Rescued me from the claws of insanity
A tear:,(
Flowing directly from the tear in my soul
Anchoring my feet and making me whole
❤ ❤
❤ ❤A tear:,(
Much thanks to you my dear tear
You are the reason I’m still here''
❤ ❤
❤ ❤it doesn't mean i'm sad
i only mean some times we all need a flow of tears
to realize wats joy of living
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❤ ❤
happy night with lot of tears:,(:rofl:(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-)
=♬❤♬=...Happiness...=♬❤♬=
doeѕ нappιneѕѕ depend υpon coмғorт? ’
тнe anѕwer ιѕ deғιnιтely a вιg, ‘no! ’
нappιneѕѕ lιeѕ ιn noт coмғorтѕ alone!
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ noт a ѕтaтιc qυalιтy
oғ тнe нυмan мιnd, вody and ѕoυl.
=♬❤♬=
=♬❤♬= all can’т reмaιn нappy all тнe тιмe.
ιт woυld вe ғoolιѕнneѕѕ тo wιѕн ғor a lιғe,
ғιlled wιтн нappιneѕѕ alone;
lιғe coυld вecoмe вorιng, wнen нappιneѕѕ ιѕ prolonged.
even a paυper can вe нappιer тнan тнe prιnce.
even a вeggar ѕмιleѕ and ѕleepѕ well, deѕpιтe мυcн ѕтrιғe.
=♬❤♬=
=♬❤♬=нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ғraмe oғ мιnd тнaт’ѕ dynaмιc ιn naтυre;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ĸιnd oғ мood oғ ғeelιng very well;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ѕтaтe oғ one,
wнen lιғe ѕeeмѕ worтн lιvιng;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ all wιтнιn;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn gιvιng; нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn ѕнarιng.
=♬❤♬=
=♬❤♬=нappιneѕѕ doeѕ noт depend on coмғorтѕ;
нappιneѕѕ cannoт вe вoυgнт вy мoney;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ noт all lυхυry.
=♬❤♬=
=♬❤♬= нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn вeιng cнιld-lιĸe,тнoυgн adυlт;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn ѕacrιғιcιng ғor oтнerѕ’ ѕaĸe;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn doιng acтѕ oғ cнarιтy;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ wнen yoυ’ve led a rιgнтeoυѕ lιғe.
=♬❤♬=
=♬❤♬= нappιneѕѕ тo ѕoмe ιѕ ιn dreaмѕ alone;
нappιneѕѕ тo ѕoмe doιng rιѕĸy ғeaтѕ;
нappιneѕѕ тo a ғew ιѕ ιn a ѕнeer lazy lιғe;
нappιneѕѕ тo мe ιѕ ιn lovιng...
★(-_-)happy night(-_-)★
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