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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can☆*
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
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Understand!
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand, say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
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Understand!☆*
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☆╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮
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we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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Bcoz I want
to say u a very
happy!!!
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Have a sweat dream!…
itz nothing dear frn
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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz
Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
Four candles were talking to each other
♥. . . ♥
1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
♥♥
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...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
♥
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Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
☆ ❤
Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
☆ ❤
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
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❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤
Don't ask what the meaning of life is...
We define it .....
❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤
What will our life mean
by the time it is over with?
Will we leave behind a great legacy,
a legacy full of success,
full of stories that will make us laugh,
stories that will make us cry,
and stories that will make us believe that
anything, absolutely, anything is possible???
">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497171_original1.jpg" border="0"/>if we are willing to put forth the effort,
and never give up on life?
Or will our legacy consist of a mundane lifestyle
in which its author made little to no attempt
to juicy up his or her narrative.
We all have a choice.
Every day is a day in which we can
consistently decide if we want
to work our hardest to make
some changes to this world.
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by the time we are gone?
Will we make an effort to leave on at all?
GUD NYT WITh INSPiraTION
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===╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath
and love as much as you live.
One of the most effective antidotes
to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh,
and loving as much as we can while we live.
When we hear laughter,
we associate whatever situation we are in,
with happiness, at least usually.
When we just let go of our fears,
and allow ourselves to be happy,
even in the worst of times,
it can change the playing field quickly.
Choosing to love as much as we live is
like the second of the 1-2 punches
when you are trying to defeat
whatever despair lies ahead of you.
if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving,
and positive attitude while at all possible,
we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it.
Make an effort today to keep love in your heart,
no matter what hate is thrown in your path,
and to keep laughing,
even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile...
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===╰★╮=╰♡╮(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-)
''A tear
Carrying the DNA of pain
Washing away hurtful stains
A tear
Expressing unspeakable feelings
Creating new channels of healing
❤ ❤
A tear
Traveling through tunnels of tragedy
Transporting tremendous tons of therapy
A tear
Rushing into a river of reformation
Creating a deluge of consolation
❤ ❤
A tear
Tearing down walls of internal imprisonment
Building beautiful bridges of betterment
A tear
Providing homeostasis
Averting my crisis
❤ ❤
A tear
Seasoned with the salt of reality
Rescued me from the claws of insanity
A tear
Flowing directly from the tear in my soul
Anchoring my feet and making me whole
❤ ❤
A tear
Much thanks to you my dear tear
You are the reason I’m still here''
❤ ❤
it doesn't mean i'm sad
i only mean some times we all need a flow of tears
to realize wats joy of living
❤ ❤
happy night with lot of tears(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-)
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╰★╮Smile
smilesmileit removes the tension of your file,
let there be even a huge pile,
you can complet them with a smile.
smile beautifies yeur face,
with it; you win a race,
let it be an unsolved case,
you can solve it with a smile on face
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/d74179c1298472814f9ffd637b1d76fa.jpg" border="0"/>A Smile is a sign of Love,
A Smile is a sign of Care,
A Smile is a sign of Cheer,
A Smile is a sign of Trust,
A Smile shows how you can,
Be happy even in hard crust…
A Smile is a sign of Joy,
A Smile is a sign of Hope,
A Smile teaches you how you can,
Remove the clouds of Mope…
"Remember to always dream.
More importantly to make those dreams
come true and never give up "
SMILING NIGHT
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╰★╮=♬❤♬=...Happiness...=♬❤♬=
doeѕ нappιneѕѕ depend υpon coмғorт? ’
тнe anѕwer ιѕ deғιnιтely a вιg, ‘no! ’
нappιneѕѕ lιeѕ ιn noт coмғorтѕ alone!
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ noт a ѕтaтιc qυalιтy
oғ тнe нυмan мιnd, вody and ѕoυl.
=♬❤♬=
all can’т reмaιn нappy all тнe тιмe.
ιт woυld вe ғoolιѕнneѕѕ тo wιѕн ғor a lιғe,
ғιlled wιтн нappιneѕѕ alone;
lιғe coυld вecoмe вorιng, wнen нappιneѕѕ ιѕ prolonged.
even a paυper can вe нappιer тнan тнe prιnce.
even a вeggar ѕмιleѕ and ѕleepѕ well, deѕpιтe мυcн ѕтrιғe.
=♬❤♬=
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ғraмe oғ мιnd тнaт’ѕ dynaмιc ιn naтυre;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ĸιnd oғ мood oғ ғeelιng very well;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ a ѕтaтe oғ one,
wнen lιғe ѕeeмѕ worтн lιvιng;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ all wιтнιn;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn gιvιng; нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn ѕнarιng.
=♬❤♬=
нappιneѕѕ doeѕ noт depend on coмғorтѕ;
нappιneѕѕ cannoт вe вoυgнт вy мoney;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ noт all lυхυry.
=♬❤♬=
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn вeιng cнιld-lιĸe,тнoυgн adυlт;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn ѕacrιғιcιng ғor oтнerѕ’ ѕaĸe;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ ιn doιng acтѕ oғ cнarιтy;
нappιneѕѕ ιѕ wнen yoυ’ve led a rιgнтeoυѕ lιғe.
=♬❤♬=
нappιneѕѕ тo ѕoмe ιѕ ιn dreaмѕ alone;
нappιneѕѕ тo ѕoмe doιng rιѕĸy ғeaтѕ;
нappιneѕѕ тo a ғew ιѕ ιn a ѕнeer lazy lιғe;
нappιneѕѕ тo мe ιѕ ιn lovιng...
★(-_-)happy night(-_-)★
•?°·._.•••°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤°•••._.·°؟•
υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ......
ғreedoм ғroм нaтe and ғreedoм oғ love
ғreedoм oғ вelow and ғreedoм oғ aвove.
ғreedoм ғroм war and ғreedoм oғ peace
ғreedoм тo вegιn and ғreedoм тo ceaѕe.
ғreedoм ғroм ѕιcĸneѕѕ and ғreedoм oғ нealтн
ғreedoм ғroм poverтy and мιѕнandled wealтн.
=♬❤♬=
ғreedoм ғroм нυnger and ғreedoм ғroм paιn
ғreedoм ғroм loѕѕ and ѕo ғreedoм ғroм gaιn.
ғreedoм тo тнιnĸ and ғreedoм тo ĸnow
ғreedoм тo acнιeve and ғreedoм тo grow.
ғreedoм ғroм вondage and ғreedoм oғ lιвeraтιon
ғreedoм ғroм ιgnorance and any υnĸnown ѕιтυaтιon.
=♬❤♬=
ғreedoм тo coмe and ғreedoм тo leave
ғreedoм тo ѕтay and ғreedoм тo conceιve.
ғreedoм ғroм ғaιlυre and ғreedoм oғ ѕυcceѕѕ
ғreedoм ғroм denιal and ғreedoм oғ acceѕѕ.
ғreedoм ғroм ιllυѕιon and ғreedoм oғ realιтy
ғreedoм тo вecoмe wнaт we are ιn acтυalιтy.
=♬❤♬=
ғreedoм тo lιve and ғreedoм тo dιe
ғreedoм тo laυgн and ғreedoм тo cry.
ғreedoм тo ѕpeaĸ and ғreedoм тo lιѕтen
ғreedoм тo acт вaѕed on a wιѕe decιѕιon.
ғreedoм ғroм wrong and ғreedoм вeιng rιgнт
ғreedoм oғ тнe day and ғreedoм oғ тнe nιgнт.
=♬❤♬=
υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ eтernal and ιnғιnιтe вlιѕѕ
we ѕнoυld all тнereғore вe aвle тo realιѕe тнιѕ......
=♬❤♬=
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