aur ek daluuu

accha sa eassy story

Pota :- Bachha kaise paida hota hai?
Dada :- aasman se pari aati hai or
Maa ke pet me rakh deti hai...
Pota :- woh suhagrat wala systen,
Khtam ho gaya kya...

pota

tell me the moral of the story

kuch nai

thanx god

samajh
nahi to

sir forne baad koi samjh ta hai kia

wat

yeee loooo

Q : What's the difference
Between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??....
A Classic Answer.........
Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....

aur mai ab wo padke pagaL ho gaya tha
wo konsa kanjus tha
ab kia hoga

innosent santa n banta

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

ha gals wosi nahi hote

wo ek joke tha

net dc

q ki mai india se huuu

Girl demanded ice-cream.
Boy purchsed it.
Girl: thnk u.
Boy: sirf thnk u..?
Girl:U want kiss na?
Boy: Are romance ki bhuki ladki..
Aadhi icecream de pehle!

nahi to

yellow

hindi vern eng translate

Girl: how much do you love me ?
Boy: mera dil mobile hai or tum uski sim.
Girl: god me kitni lucky hu
boy: thank god usse nahi pata
Ki mobile dual sim ka hai.

darte ho q?

vagg gayi

maine tumko

translate

yah
u r the cutest

plz translate it n eng 4 me
mai kaccha huuu eng me

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko,
Kabhi Hone Na Diya.

kiska nahi

ok innocent sa

A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

ok vailogoka bahen

ha accha karte hai wo aur vi dangerous

ye soft hai

Girl-what's ur name?
Boy- Black lion
Grl-are u joking?
Boy-no,
It means kalu singh and
Ur name
Grl-Soft underwear.
Boy-are u joking?
Grl-no,
It means komal chadda.

nice

q na karuuun mere rag rag me

gussa aaaaaa gaya


ok ok aur vi acchasa sunata huuu

Govt-jiske 5 bache h use ghar degi.
Santa ke 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan ke
2 bhi mere h unko laata hu(lane ke baad)
Apne 3 kaha gaye ??
Wife jinke the wo le gaye




ab haha mat karna

kon name batao mar dalunga

batao

ok ok acchi sachhi sunata huuu

duniya me sab begane hai
jinhe hum chahte hai wo
vo auro ke deewane hai
guzre kal ki yahi kahani hai
kuch khud barbaad hue kuch unki mehrbaani hai