The Best thing about being drunk is that , its the only time when i do what comes first in my mind !
that's the God's voice ! so be drunk always ! God is with you

drr our mujhe

mujhe janta nhi kya vai

khale bottle.

pine valo ko pine ka bahana chahiye



aaj se sharab band
nahi tho log muje tuje chat dak kar
sharabi samjegi

chal iss baat per
Kai Shauk Ki Wajah Se Sharab Peete Hain,
Kai Gam Bhulane Ke Liye Peete Hain,
Sab Ke Apne Apne Bahane Hain,
Hum Cigarette Chhodne Ke Liye Peete Hain

tanisha mujhe laga hi tha k tu aaj pee kr aaye hai

ye na soch jo tere sath howa sab k sat hoga

kuch ke sath acha bhi hota hai

Agar Dum Hai Tujme To
Tajmahal Ko Hilakar Dekh,



Agar Nahi-
To Meri Tarah Sharab Ke Do Ghut Pi,
Aur Khud Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…….

phir coin ka kya howa tanisha

zyada nach maat mai tujhe nahi bulane wala

Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola:
Head Aaya To WISKHEY,
Tail Aaya To Vodka
Coin Zameen per Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
Coin Hawa mein raha to DARU BAND

maine shadi ki date nikal li hai

27 jan

abi samaj me aya muje

per yeha kabi kabikuch log bina sharab k fulltoo ho jate hai

and galiya bakte hai

log aate hai jaate koon kis ko yaad rakhta hai aaj kal

muje tumare shayare samaj me nahi aahye

simple hindi me bolo

bhool gya tu bhi kya hoga vhai

kaha tha bhai

bool gya hame

accha tum pitee nahi


accha laga sun kar

kon tha eak
yeha per hum khali sms send karte hai frfds ko

hum ko sharab pina allowed nahi hai
n party me jana be not allowed

muje aahse eakho valo se dar lagta hai




so tum kal kider party sharty me nahi gaye kya
jaha per baar me daru pi kar 12 baje
jor se happy new year bolte hai
n gale milte hai

sardi vala--- ye sardi vala hai kya:



per tumare eyes lal huve hai { }

thik se bolo kis k bare me sochte ho yeha jab be ate ho


mareko shod kar

ka mare haat case study

phale pada tho chale mibare ki jud...judy tho nahi

gane suna karo

kaise chodun maisis hun donon kebtao mujhe