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A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!









don’t copy if u can’t paste

Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.

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-----GOOD EVENING-----

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Aj bi jao chat rum me mai hu hi kaun apka

Kal onlyn aye the baat kyu nai ki

Apko erase karna hai mujhe chor ke shadi jo kar rahe ho

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Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U..Not b'ecause they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice..!"Good morning" ">http://www.desicomments.com/dc2/02/181033/1810331.jpg" border="0"/> keep smilling

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Helo mam ... gd evng ...

KD ko bhool gayi kya ..

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If u r stressed,
U get pimples..
If u cry,
U get wrinkles..
Then why not to smile&get dimples??
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K kritz kha lo ap dinner tcz

Tats great kritz chalo jitne din ka bi sath bacha hai humara hasi khushi bita te hai

Jyada tym nai hai ab kitni tayari ho gayi wedding dress li

Marriage kab ki hai

Kuch jyada busy rehte ho shopping me mere liye tym nai milta

Wo to hamesha rahenge kritz koi power humari dosti nai tor sakti

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