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☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”:p
:pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
:rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee:
SMILE:smile:Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:
good night
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♥╰☆╮╰☆╮THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
:spin::p
Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.:smile:
U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness:P
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❤Be as happy as possible
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