Gud mrng

yah u r ryt
bbye

stars have settled n moon will shine
frndship matures as a lovely wine
a very lovely night 2a frnd of mine
may ur night b cool..n..fine

gut sugession

but wohi to karraha huuu

may be may be not,
coz i'm a human

nhi ye mera sickness hai
some times i feels very bad without any reason
den all are color less to me,
and at dat tym i wanna destroy the world

forget it

aajjj mere mood accha nhi hai

sayed esliye over react kardya

online na hote to kavi dard na hota
mere 80% friend hi freze hai mai usko msg deta huu
kavi sikayat nhi karta na karunga par jab koi online rehte hue vi
jawab nhi deta to apna self esteem ko chot ata hai
i know net world ko seriously lena nhi chahiye,
but to me any relation is the most valuable gift of life.
bahut maine rakhte h ye mere liye
q ki.. accha chod do.
n really sorry for complaining

i dun wanna fight yo wit dat matter
coz i like yo so much

just ask ur self
n yo can cheek ur gb

aur suno frindship na karo to koibaat nhi
par kisi ko ignore na karo to accha hai
q ki life is echo

Good

ha ha ha ha ha
apna khayal rakhna

walaikumassalam tamannahum achhe hai ap kaisi ho

Gud nyt beta

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

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pata nahi kyu

tamanna