Qki aj vico bajjrdanti paste kiya hai

Sis na suna kyun h0ga pyarimein 0s vadhu th0di hun

Sis l0ve u apna khayal rakhna haan re is bar lambi leave ka plan hai tu sambhal lena re

Hahah na ji meko tumri mundi bahut pasnd
Islie me tumse hi mundi lekr tantrik vidya sikhunga

I like ur mundi

Me usse tantra vidya sikhunga

Aur boring jaise aur boring me kya frk

Achha diwali ki tyari ki tumne

Satrangi diwali tak rahungi re teko miss kar rahi hunre haan wo meri ph0to hai re

Achha ji mom k sath ghoming
Aur me boring hu tumne kaha tha kambakt

Aur bata mundi degi

Aur salman ko koi milegi b nhi umar ho gai uski ab

Chal yar koi to hogi jise me intrsting lagunga
Tujhe boring lagta hu
I dont care

Aur bata kahan ti abhi tak so gai ti kya

Hahaha salman khan ko khud to mil ni uska nam q lun me
Aur me boring nhi hu he

Oye tum bf k bad lunch kr ke ayi ho kya

Yar q ni hai ye me b soch rha hu aj k kalyug me meri gf nhi

Yar banaunga but jab koi mile to mere typ ki

Ab ye mat puchna tum kis typ k ho

Aur koi h nazar me to batao

Tu fir aa gai mundi wali

Na yar gf ni bani
Aur bane na bane ye b ni pata
Ok jao fir milenge

Punjabi song hai

Hmmm ha yaha q aaogi
Jab bf waha hai to
Khair na aao hm ab nhi bulayenge
Kuch dino se aaane laga hu to koi hota ni islie kaha

O meri look te mardi c ... te me ude lakk te marda c