.  A woman gets on a bus with
her baby. The bus driver says:
''Ugh,

 that's the ugliest baby I've
ever seen!'' The woman walks to
the rear of the bus and sits
down, fuming

. 
She says to a man
next to her: 
''

The driver just
insulted me!'' The man says:
''You go up there and tell him off.

Go on, I'll hold your monkey for
you.'

:hee::rofl: