Are fir to chullu bhar pani me dub mar v kavi baap na ban payega 20 kg ka jo hai

Lakin pet me dard to teko hai

Imandari se apna weight bata chal dekhti hun koun hai b0jh dharti pe

Teko pata hai mujhe koi st0p nahi karwa sakta jab tak mein na chahun aur ja kar pet ka x-ray karwa le labor pain ka dard ho raha hoga teko mujhe d0sh mat de

Are hahahaha kya hai truck se takra gaya kya

Tu khud ko insan samjhne ki v bhul na karna

Are tu chalta hua kam udta hua jayda dikhta hogasambhal ke aearoplan se dhakka na lag jaye pairo me lohe wale jute pehna kar teri wajah se plane crash ho jayega

Are bewkuf teko v aisa kahun to ke teri nazar khatam he ho gayi jo ek ladki aur hathi me fark nai dikhta tujhe

Are v meri haqikat bata raha hai ya apna mazak udwa raha hai thoda khaya piya kar warna tere samne teri gf he saans legi to ud jayega tu

Are to tu koun sa halka hai jamin pe b0jh to tu v hai bewkuf

Av mein teko m0ti churail dikh rahi hun to mujhe v chachundar dikh raha hai bol kya galati humari

Are tarif karun kya apni pucho us khuda se jisne mujhe banayamein kahungi to yakin hoga nahi

Haan bhai aur tu chachundar dikh raha hai apne pic me khush nachachundar v baalo se dhanka hota hai

Haan mein m0ti hun khushitna m0ta chashma lagakar dekhega wo mein kya kangna ranaut v m0ti dikhegi

Mein aur m0ti kyun m0tape ki insult na kar

Kyun re teri tarah mera v to pet hai mein vkhane gayi thi

Tere jaisa haramkh0r pati chahiye v nahi mein aise he mast hunkhana khaya

Kash mera pati v aisa kahe jaan r0z ladna warna din kharab jata hais0ch ye kisi ladki ke liye kitni shaan ki baat hogi but i kn0w meri futi kismat me sidha shant pati na hoga

yes bolo?

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