mai kisi dusre ki chiz nahi lethi.tumhara bheja bhi khali tha kya jo osama ka laga liya,waise mare hue logon k bheje kaun se dukan me milte hai? :D :D

mera bheja to khali hai,tumhare bheje me kam se kam bhusa to hai. :D :D :D :D

mai bhusa nahi khathi :D :D :D :D

hi,how r u?

hi hi ,mummy lat se nahi baat se marti hai,q k wo phone pe dantti hai.hi hi hi :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

sharm kis chidiya ka naam hai?jisne ki sharam uske fute karam

gn.tc.bye

ji filhal tho gb me,kal os chat,pm me bhi darshan dungi :D

bahut bahut dhanbad,firojabad,muradabad :D :D :D

yaar news nahi dekhi maine cyclone kahan aa raha hai?

aapka dil bada badbola hai???????????? :D :D

nahi,hume koi badal nahi sakta.hum cool the,hai aur rahenge

friends ka dimag kha rahi hoon :D :D

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

ewnin

thankyu

Okey brother

Why should I be angry .?

You mean like my religion Islam ?

Oh thank you ..