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taralutovac guestbook (19861) Sign guestbook
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•.¸☆♥Sgnboard Education
Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
Now pay my fees ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness
but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy
but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only
because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills
but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...
Think again.. Be wise..──►(•‿•) ★
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WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR DEAR FRND 
