THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever, ending at never. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. Someone told me that life isnt perfect then I thought about you and realized yeah life is far from perfect but having you makes it a lot damn closer.
B a POET Whn U r ALONE B a KiNG Whn U COMMAND B a SCiENTiST Whn U WORK B a LOVER Whn U C ARTS B a HiSTORY Whn U DiE & B My BEST FRiEND Until I DiE . . . |?!’|