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الحديث
عن أبي عـبد الرحمن عبد الله بن عـمر بـن الخطاب رضي الله عـنهما،
قـال: سمعت رسول الله يقـول
{ بـني الإسـلام على خـمـس: شـهـادة أن لا إلـه إلا الله وأن محمد رسول الله،
وإقامة الصلاة،
وإيـتـاء الـزكـاة،
وحـج البيت،
وصـوم رمضان }.
[رواه البخاري:8، ومسلم:16].
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اللَّهُمَّ لَكَ الْحَمْدُ، أَنْتَ نُورُ السَّمواتِ والأَرْضِ
وَلَكَ الْحَمْدُ، أَنْتَ قَيُّومُ السَّموَاتِ وَالأَرْضِ
وَلَكَ الْحَمْدُ أَنْتَ رَبُّ السَّموَاتِ وَالأَرْضِ وَمَا فِيهِنَّ
أَنْتَ الْحَقُّ، وَقَوْلُكَ الْحَقُّ، وَوَعْدُكَ الْحَقُّ، وَلِقَاؤُكَ حَقٌّ
وَالْجَنَّةُ حَقٌّ، وَالنَّارُ حَقٌّ، وَالسَّاعَةُ حَقٌّ
وَالنَّبِيُّونَ حَقٌّ، وَمُحَمَّدٌ حَقٌّ
يــــــــــا رب
إن كان يومي قريب فاحسن خاتمتي
وإن كان يومي سيطول فعجل لقلبي التوبه
اللهم لقني لا إله إلا الله عند السكرات
ولاتجعل حسناتي حسرات
ولاتفضحني بسيئاتي يوم ألقاك
واجعل قلبي دائم الذكر لك لاينسى ذكرك
A persion grandma just came from iran
and wanted to become a citizen in the
United states.
She took her grandson with her to
take her citizenship exam.
The immigration officer told the
persion woman that he had to ask 4
simple questions about America and if
she answer them correctly , she would
become a citizen.
she said, " OK , but I no speak English ,
I bringing my grandson"
the man said , " OK , so he will
translate.
Now for your first question :
) What is the capital of America?
The iranian woman's grandson told
her : " esm shahri ke al'an toosh
hastim chiey?"
" Vashangton" said the grandma.
the was correct ,now for question
number 2 :
) When is independence day for
American?
The grandson said : " Newman
marcoos key haraj dare?"
" July fourt" the grandma said.
correct , now for question nember 3 :
) Who ran for president this year but
lost?
The grandson told his grandmother: "
oon martike mo'tad ke ba dokhtaret
aroosi kard koja bere?"
" Too goooooor" wow wonderful ,
now for your final question:
) Who is the president of United States
now?
The grandson translate : " az chiye
joorabaye pedarbozorg badet miad?"
" Booooosh" grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now.
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A persion grandma just came from iran
and wanted to become a citizen in the
United states.
She took her grandson with her to
take her citizenship exam.
The immigration officer told the
persion woman that he had to ask 4
simple questions about America and if
she answer them correctly , she would
become a citizen.
she said, " OK , but I no speak English ,
I bringing my grandson"
the man said , " OK , so he will
translate.
Now for your first question :
) What is the capital of America?
The iranian woman's grandson told
her : " esm shahri ke al'an toosh
hastim chiey?"
" Vashangton" said the grandma.
the was correct ,now for question
number 2 :
) When is independence day for
American?
The grandson said : " Newman
marcoos key haraj dare?"
" July fourt" the grandma said.
correct , now for question nember 3 :
) Who ran for president this year but
lost?
The grandson told his grandmother: "
oon martike mo'tad ke ba dokhtaret
aroosi kard koja bere?"
" Too goooooor" wow wonderful ,
now for your final question:
) Who is the president of United States
now?
The grandson translate : " az chiye
joorabaye pedarbozorg badet miad?"
" Booooosh" grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now.
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¤القلب ياقلبي كيف ينساك دانتي اذا غبتي والله ناداك .والعين ياعيني دايمن تتمني روقياك.صباحك ورد ياسكر¤
elameral 
HARAM 
