Haan pta hai teri city me ek b nehar nhi hai :rofl:
Aur mai pepal k ped k niche khada hoon aur tera itazaar kr raha hoon aur 2½ bjne ka b :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chal koi na ab tu hi bta de fir :hee: :hee:
Waise, mai to theek city me pahuncha hoon :hee:
Tu hai k pta nhi kidar chupi baithi hai :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Duniya guess pr chalti hai madam ji :rofl:
Waise, teri city aisi lagti hai jaise aladin k sehar me aa gya ho koi :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, tera to 3g hai na to fir ye tortoise se b slow kyun hai ? :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, petrol tayaar rakhun ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Waise, tere net me to koi problem nhi lagti mujhe :rofl: :rofl:

Jra peeche mud fir face to face baat krenge :rofl:
Waise, tumne red +black color ka dress pehna hai na :rofl: :rofl:

Tu himmat ki baat krti hai :hee:
Tu apne peeche dekh tere peeche khada hoon mai :rofl: :rofl:

Mai tere ghr me hoon :rofl:

Mujhe kya pta tu kahan hai :rofl: :rofl:

Tu b hai
:rofl: :rofl:

Tere ko pta b kya chalta hai :hee: :hee:
Btw, good afternoon :hee: :hee:

Hmm.. rokna nh mujh ko

Zidd pe aa gayi hu me:note:

Iss qadar deewanapan charha:note:

Dekho na yahaan aa k:note:

Mera haal kaisa hai:note:

Toot ke abhi tak na jura:note:

Kya jaane tu mere iraade

Le jaunga saansein chura ke:note:

Dil keh raha hai gunehgaar ban ja:note:

Bara chain hai inn gunaahon se aage:note:

Main gumshuda si raat hu:note:

Meri khushnuma subah tum ho:note:

Main jo jee raha hu..wajah tum ho..:note:

Good midnight :rofl:

Chal theek hai 2½ bje hi milenge :rofl:
Bye

Zehar b chipkaali khaakr bna hai :rofl:
I think tu bachh gayi mera khoon peene wali :rofl: :rofl:
Well, koi baat nhi tere ko dikha doonga ladka :rofl: :rofl:

Tere ko khoon ki kami ho gayi kya :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, mere andr khoon nhi zehar hai :rofl: :rofl:
Waise tujhe bdi jakdi pdi hai dekhne ki :rofl: :rofl:
Wait kr le thoda time :rofl: :rofl:

Wohi to chudei b humari diwaani ho jaati hai :rofl:
Waise koi baat nhi tere ko aur koi ladka dikha doonga faishon wala :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kya chudeil itni buri hoti hain ? :rofl:
Waise, wo b billa tu b billi aur dono innocent b hain :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
So jodi achhi hai :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kya dua krogi tum ? :hee: :hee:
Waise, tu innocent hi lagti ho :hee: :hee:
You know singer name is kulwinder billa :hee: :hee:
So billi bille ki jodi khoob jamegi :rofl: :rofl:

Waise, pehle suna tumne time table ? :hee:
Waise, tere jaisi innocent ko innocent gaane hi sunaane chahiye :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, humare dil me itna pyar hai k hum chudeilo se b pyaar krte hain :rofl: :rofl: