Jokesh tha roopjaan


aap mere liye gems ;
sis aap whotsaap ush karna chalu kiya


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NANHI GURIYA
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Nanhi Guriya Poche Maa Se............*,
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Bol Main Hoon Kitni Piyari,
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Boli Maa Jitna Bara Ye Amber,
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Jitni Bari Ye Duniya Saari,
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Tu To Hai Meri
Raajkumari,
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Nanhi Guriya Maange Chaand,
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Maa Ne Diya Katory Main Utaar,
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Dekh Kar Katory K Paani Main Chaand,
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Khil Uthi Guriya Ki Muskaan,
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Sun K Kahani Pari Ki,
Zid Karne Lagi,
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Ek Baar Jhalak Dekhne Ko Pari Ki,
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Maa Ne Mangaayi Ek Jaadu Ki Charri,
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Kar K Singhaar Ban Gai Khud Hi Pari,
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Dekh Nanhi Guriya Phoola Na Samaayi,
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Ki Jo Maanga Maa To Sab Le Aayi,
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Boli Maa...........*,
Sab Kuch Kar K Bhi,
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Kuch Na Kar Paayi,
Taqdeer To Beti Janam K Saath Hi Laayi,
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Jise To Koi Bhi
Maa Badal Na Paayi................*,
*:$

Dosto,aaj hum 1
ajib Prani ke bare me padhenge..
Is jiv ka naam he..
"Girlfriend".
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Yeh aksar School/College me payi jati hai.
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Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur
wallet.
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Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue
dekha jata hai.
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Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA
or emotionally blackmail karna.
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uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION
naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
Jiska koi ilaaj nahi bas inse savdhan rehna
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"Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari


good moring

Your name start with...????
A = Romantic
B = Proud
C = Innocent
D = Lovable
E = Good but Hurtful
F = Compassionate
G-- Logical Minded
H = Leadership Potential
I = Helpful
J = Free-Spirited
K = Irritating
L = Funny
M = Emotional
N = Sensible
O = Supportive
P = Awesome
Q = Unpredictable
R = Practical
S = Loving
T = Fake
U = Sensitive
V = Genius
W = Calm
X = Easy-Going
Y = Intelligent
Z = Energetic..
no cheating keep comment

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3
AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu
Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream
LaGa Le:rofl::hee::rofl:

Matlb


kon jeyen :o


Today is Whatsapp Chocolate Day.
Send dis 2 al ur frns nd c wat they feel abt u...
Silk - i miss u
Perk - i hate u
5star - ur a star
Munch - ur cool
Gems - ur sumthng special to me
Dairy milk - i love u.
Bournville - i cant love u but i like u
Nutties - ur naughty
Fruit n nut - ur my world
Temptations- ur Attractive
Milky bar - no 1 can replace u
Crunch - wel wisher
Kitkat - bst frnd.
So which chocolate u want to giv me ?

ok..Good nyt nd swt drmz my dear..

GOOD EVNG RUPA...:sun::note:

:heart:

:heart: :heart:

ok.. then eat potatoes..

ngaaha...? If u think cook nd eat my face..

Daku : tera naam kya hai?
Girl : nisha...!!
Daku : meri facebook friend ki
naam bhi nisha hi hai,
ja tujhe maaf kiya...!!!
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Daku (boy se) : tera kya naam hai...?
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Pappu : naam toh mera Pappu hai, par pyar
se log muje bhi 'nisha' hi kehte hai...!!!!

Acha sis


Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?"
Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?"
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Husband: Silent....(Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?:p

There is no super power in my side..

then wht u say.. I m a supernatural man...?

nd me also a common man

njoy wth ur bf
:listening:

Talk to you later

tc ttyl

Arey badme fir ati huna

Kisis abhi online kaha hai me toh free thi pehle room mein hi thi abhi jana hoga

Thanx rupesh