yup,all f them in here z nt true. .if u believs in me,juz flush it off. .fo yorown gud. .u hav a very beautiful heart. .i cnt c u hurt. .sanju i'l pm u bout evrythn. .stay hapy

gud moWnIn sAnJuU. .i'M sOrY FoR waT I'vE ToLd u eArLiER. . .bt m saying u one thing,juz 4got bout dat. .evrybody z nt straight as u are. .so,dun fall 4 d wrong one sanju. .

sanjuuuuuuuuuuu
ajj barish hue kya:p

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A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

:hee:

:hee::hee:

:hee:

:hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee:

:hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee:

Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.



-----GOOD EVENING-----

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Some Complicated Thoughts:

The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time!

We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love!
coz We Lack Certain Qualities.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!

Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token,
we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

A Person Who Laughs More
And
Makes Others Laugh
Would Be Having
A Thunder Storm Sadness
Beneath His Heart...

GOODNIGHT

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:p:hee::shy2::p

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p

sanjuuu

---╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮---

WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD

♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥


♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥


♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥


♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥


♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥


♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥


So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm:)

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"Distance never separates any relation,
Time never build any relation,
If feelings r true from heart,
then frndz r always forever...!

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya
.
.
.

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Red is the symbol of love
:love:

And the yellows talks of friendship
:thumb:

The green tells of richness and progress
:money:

The blue guarantees great at heart
:)

The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
:P

There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
:spin:

Wise thoughts u can follow

:hee::rofl:

1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.:hee:
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???:rofl:
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?:hee:
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!:rofl:
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!:hee:
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???:spin:

:smile::)

:hee:gut night

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★***★:heart:★***★

There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★★***★
There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★★***★
There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★★***★
A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....:)
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The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone.



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.:rofl:

:hee:Think different.

Add wife, Enjoy life.

:p:p:p:hee::p:p:p



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How Amazing!!……….

A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years,
But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes…
Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..





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Gud mrng

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