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｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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I am the best
Qualities a friend must have
Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆*
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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can☆*
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REMEBER ME IN UR PRAYERS
TAKE CARE
THANKS
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz
Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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Four candles were talking to each other
♥. . . ♥
1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
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...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
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Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
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Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
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Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
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never forget, how special you are.
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.
May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.
Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!
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never forget, how special you are.
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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
SMILING EVENING♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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╰❤╮☆╰♡╮whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE..............
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤
BECAUSE..............
they are the priceless creation by GOD
dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
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*★★╰❤╮═U r strong. U r beautiful. U r loved. U r healthy. U r smart.
U need to remind Urself not everything is so bad a little more often.
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*★★╰❤╮═Who are you? How do you define yourself?
Don't think of yourself as what everyone thinks of you as,
think of yourself as a person of royalty,
a person of importance,
because in all actuality, you are!
As you go through life you have to learn to really believe in yourself.
You have to believe that you are strong, you have to believe that you are beautiful,
you have to believe that you are loved.
Then you have to go out in the world and act out on these thoughts.
You have to live as a strong person lives,
you have to walk as a beautiful person walks,
and you have to love as a person who is loved is able to love back.
Remind yourself from time to time that everything isn't as bad as it may seem,
and tune in to who you really are in life,
and walk in this day by day, step after step.
Keep a positive attitude through everything
and your life will see tremendous growth that it will never see.
good night
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Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
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In each moment we should make an attempt to make the best out of it,
whether it be a situation that is already positive,
or whether it be a situation that we need to help spin in a positive light.
Live every moment, and remember that eventually the future will be the present.
Take time out to laugh each day,
laughter is not only food for the soul,
but it also helps to heal the soul in parts it may be broken.
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Love with everything inside of you.
Love because love is the center of life.
Our souls are filled with love,
so be sure to thoroughly love whatever may be in our hearts.
Love the people around you.
Love your friends.
Love your enemies.
Love your Love.
Love the memories you are able to make.
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Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
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