When I was a kid I used to think being in love was something magical,something special. But when I fell for you all my expectations of love shattered. I thought you loved me, you said you loved me, but now your leaving me for someone else. This is not the fairytale story I wanted. I loved you, I still do, but now I'm brokenhearted, I let you in, I gave you my all, but you just played with my heart, you lied. You said we'd always be together, you promised we'd always be together...
Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you! :rofl: