kal may nahi aunga

daar lagte hay,
avvi se

take care.

ab tak kisike sath nahi kia to

may hi mila kia pahela ye kam karne ke lie

accha ab chalte h nabbu

jaldise thik ho jaaa

Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!

aur ha haste rehna.

kia dil khote h tuuuhee:

aur sadi ke lie vai

bewafa bewafa

accha aunga

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.
So get married soon.

mar khane ke lie

police to riswat lekar cod de ga

tuuu aaaajjaaaaaaa

bade muskil khoya mera diL,
koi

Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki
chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.
wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai
unki chahat me mit jane ki.

nice to meet u
bacchi ki khopdi vi gaya

mere sath rehkar tu to bahut kuch kho
diya

to may hi vagta huuuuu

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mujhe ruka q nahi

Ok naba je gud nit

Nice to meet u
tk.cr

fir har gaya
harne me vi majja tae hay

teri khopri hay ya museum

so may ab best nahi raha

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Main to baby hu

baby ko bolna me kya problam hai

ye vi sach hay

jo nahi tha wo jayega kaise

Tolu ko to kave nahe bola

Beech me hai naa ya slow net ki dewar

waisa jaanu acha naam hai

ap apna amo ko jaanu bolte ho je

ha ha ha

teri sath may kavi
baat karke nahi jit paunga

chod de yee baat:,

mere brain to gaya

Usa bahot dard ho raha tha esliya nahe kar paye
uska liya sory

main to god je sa roj pray karta hu pari jalde sa tek ho jaya bs

accha dekhta huuu

kitne dum h teri baat me