Pata hai chaina me kya khate hai n0odles

Hbn garibo ko maggi khane ki adat nai hoti na to yuk to lagega

baksh di chal teri jaan

Tek0 pata hai wo sabji r0ti se jayda tasty h0ti hai

Av aram karne jati hun avi dimag khane ka quota pura hua

Aur kya tujhe sabji r0ti khilaungi kal wala v tankhawah ke sath

T0 sare kaam tu kar dena tujhe tankhawah v dungi mein

Mein kachra na bnungi tujh jaise kachro ko kaam ka bna dungi

Papadavi mera jhapad laga na to 5 star ka new softer pack v na kha payega

Aur jal jal jal ke kukda ban jayegathank g0d gadi to ayegi mere waste tujhe to thele pe utha le jayenge log pagal khane

Aye haye me mar jawa lomrimein lomri jaisi sundar hun

Abe make up pasand ata hai ya ladki dekhte ho mere pas bhot si makeup ka saman hai bhijwa dun kya

Tu aur wo fakir gadhe tavi to sabse pehle v0te ladki ke ph0to pe tum d0n0 dete ho wo v 100 percent ka

J0 jeeta wo sikandar ariyan ban gaya bandar

Tu truck ke niche aja truck ke upar mein beith jati hun

Ri8 mera jeher teko chadha to pani v na mangega

Akal ka dushman tu tavi to gf aur gb ka frak nai janta

Koun likhi gf pe

Are meri nind ke dushman mein kal kitne r0mantic mud me thi tere sath b0re ho gayi to bhag gayi

dekha chipkali kitni hoshiyaar hai sikho kuch chipkali se