tume etni jaldi q hy os next kame andha hu ye locha hy

WO next jb aana ho to aa jayga WO tum khud dekh Lena phr ke meri ankho me locha hy mocha

Mar ja....haha

Ok next time chashma nae hoga

Lena dena nh duniya se mera bas tujh se kaam hai teri ankhiyun k shehr me yara sab intazam hai

Kya kru.. Tere se yada mujhe neend pyaari hai

Mai to yamraaj se nhi mara abi tak
Tere se kya marunga

Ok my time is up.
Good night girl
Bbye

Arre tujhe aankh maarne ko kaha tha
Tongue bahar nikaalne ko nhi kaha

Arre pta nhi ye kaala dam kidar hai
Tu dhakka de ya goli maar l. Tere haaton se heaven me hi jaaunga
Waise, tum sirf aankh hi maar do mai aise hi marr jaaunga

Achha ? well, mai b un sirfiron me se ek hoon

Arre itni beautiful shaamt to sabi chaahte hain

Zra c busy ?
Maine socha kisi ne kidap kr liya coconut ko
Waise, mai theek hun tu suna

Kya hua re ???

Kidar thi tu ?

Oye!!;-)

Chal bta khahan se leni hai

Mujhe khud driving nhi aati and ferrari ek racer car hai.
Usko chalaana tere bs ki baat nhi hai

Mai to tbi le ke doonga jb tu driving seekh logi

Arre ferrari leke de raha hoon aur kitna khqrcha nikaalna hai