ha ha ha
no i wanna call yo Vesuvius
only back:hee::rofl:
datz gut:hee:
u can save lotz of money:rofl:
no need to load only unload:p:hee::rofl:
i mean u haven't need food na:p: :rofl:

oh have to go Vesuvius

sorry hurt jaan

my net

howz u jaan:heart:

every person hav 2 sides na

back n front:hee:

u also gut

did yo mean u r a gudo meter:p:hee:

i'm nt bad nor gud
i;m me:rofl:
just curiosity :hee::rofl:

i know yo r normal:hee::rofl:
and gud like ur lil jaan

i wanna no why your face is red:hee
n wat u gave to little jaan:p
n why:rofl:

thanks hurt jaan

love u toO

ummahh

ummahh:shy2:

not lesson na
counter words
no i dun stop
tell me more abut to:hee:

as yo so , so yo reap:hee:
:p

why u dun know

lokk at the lines

as you so as you reap:hee:

:rofl:

ha ha ha
why not big hope

nice flowers

littel darling miss me naaaaa:$

hope fully

so kind of yo
me too na, always recognized

sorry thumb just for sure

i dont do it again if u dont change ur address again:rofl:

nice to meet u again
u blowing me by changing id's so slowly:hee:

:p:p

:p:hee::shy2::p

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p

littel darling no pic here

littel darling

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