Abi batao pm mai

Kya pata laga mere baare mai

Nothing left to prove

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee:

:mad:The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin:

This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl:

The king died next day!:(

(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)

:pKeep Smling:hee::rofl:

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

Aj. Bol diya na apne beta nai ho
aj se ap sirf papa ke bete ho :)
Allah hafiz

kahe bina chali gayi

kaha gum ho gayi

di

assalamualikum

kaisi ho

tc beta :)

Papa ki rani hun...

walekum assalam anshara ..

Kyunki mai kharab hu

Kharab
:( :(

Mai kharab kharab

Wo kaise

Kharab

bohat mota hounga or

Tum mithai khilao samji:p

bohat mota hounga or

Tum mithai khilao samji:p

yah to bohat achi baat hai

chalo michai khilao ab:p