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shamsulhaq
13 years ago



:sun: :sun: :sun: :sun:





:sun: :sun: :sun: :sun: :sun:





:sun: :sun: :sun: :sun: :sun:
maruf794
13 years ago
7 mins dc...bt now
working
moonriver175
13 years ago















..... have a happy week .....


jenny4364
13 years ago


i keep saying thanx if need to say it..
maruf794
13 years ago
yah
maruf794
13 years ago
bro
jenny4364
13 years ago
thnx 4 dat.. .
maruf794
13 years ago
but i like that damn net...
coz u r my for that
Rom0
13 years ago
Angel0badgirl
13 years ago
Nthg..
Gtg ..my cell say battery low bye
jenny4364
13 years ago


sorry i say wrong..
Angel0badgirl
13 years ago
I dun mind it.
Rom0
13 years ago
am from punjab
maruf794
13 years ago
thats vry good moon
sry 4 late...
jenny4364
13 years ago
so why u ask if u know me..?
Angel0badgirl
13 years ago
Dude..
Im frm angel land
jenny4364
13 years ago


im jenny...

from herzegovina..
Rom0
13 years ago
very fine bro in india where r u from???
maruf794
13 years ago
nice to hear that
America turn in to india
u r well come moon..
i`m from bangladesh:)
maruf794
13 years ago

The 3 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man...
The questions are:

Do i LOoK FaT?
Do yOu LovE Me?
WhaT WoUlD YoU Do iF I DiEd?
WhaT MaKeS ThEsE QuEsTiOnS So dIfFiCuLt iS ThAt eVeRy oNe iS GuArAnTeEd tO ExpLodE InTo a mAjOr aRgUmEnT If tHe mAn aNsWeRs iNcOrReCtLy (i.e TeLlS ThE TrUtH). ThErEfOrE, aS A PubLic sErViCe, EaCh qUeStIoN Is aNaLyZeD BeLoW, aLoNg wItH PoSsIbLe rEsPoNsEs. qUeStIoN # 1: dO I LoOk fAt?
tHe cOrReCt aNsWeR Is aN EmPhAtIc: ''Of cOuRsE NoT!'' aMoNg tHe iNcOrReCt aNsWeRs aRe:
cOmPaReD To wHaT?
I WouLdn't cALL YoU FaT, bUt yOu'rE NoT ExActLy ThIn.
a LittLe ExTrA WeIgHt LooKs gOoD On yOu.
i'vE SeEn fAtTeR.
:p:hee:
QuEsTiOn # 2: Do yOu LovE Me?
tHe pRoPeR ReSpOnSe iS: ''yEs!'' Or, If yOu fEeL A MoRe dEtAiLeD AnSwEr iS In oRdEr, ''YeS, dEaR.'' iNaPpRoPrIaTe rEsPoNsEs iNcLuDe:
i sUpPoSe sO.
WoUlD It mAkE YoU FeEl bEtTeR If i sAiD YeS?
ThAt dEpEnDs oN WhAt yOu mEaN By lOvE.
DoEs iT MaTtEr?
wHo, Me?
:o:p:hee::p:hee::rofl:
qUeStIoN #3: WhAt wOuLd yOu dO If i dIeD?
A DeFiNiTe nO-WiN QuEsTiOn. (tHe rEaL AnSwEr, Or cOuRsE,:hee:
nO MaTtEr hOw yOu aNsWeR ThIs, Be pRePaReD FoR At LeaSt aN HoUr oF FoLLoW-uP QuEsTiOnS, uSaLLy aLoNg tHe tHeSe LinEs:
ShE.... WoUlD YoU GeT MaRrIeD AgAiN?
He.... dEfInItElY NoT!
ShE.... wHy nOt – dOn't yOu lIkE BeInG MaRrIeD?
He.... oF CoUrSe i dO.
ShE.... tHeN WhY WoUlDn't yOu rEmArRy?
hE.... OkAy, I'D GeT MaRrIeD AgAiN.
ShE.... yOu wOuLd? (wItH A HuRtFuL LoOk oN HeR FaCe)
hE.... YeS, i wOuLd.
ShE.... WoUlD YoU SlEeP WiTh hEr iN OuR BeD?
He….. wHeRe eLsE WoUlD We sLeEp?
ShE.... WoUlD YoU PuT AwAy mY PiCtUrEs, AnD RePlAcE ThEm wItH PiCtUrEs oF HeR?
He.... tHaT WoUlD SeEm lIkE ThE PrOpEr tHiNg tO Do.
ShE.... AnD WoUlD YoU LeT HeR UsE My GoLf cLUbS?
He.... sHe cAn't uSe tHeM; sHe's LefT-HaNdEd.
:o:p:hee::p:hee::rofl:

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