ye lo dinner hai tumhare aur nir ke liye
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4971550250698179&pid=15.1&w=157&h=110&p=0 :hee: :hee: nir ko bhi ek bite dedo

Oh, sry mein apne baat kar raha tha
:p

Gajini to ameer hai tu to .........ni?

maja ne aaya

Kya bhul gyi shorterm memory los hai kya tujhe :p:p

1 updesh, received 5 smiles ty
now 1 joke:)
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where???

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
Gud Time

He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN't FoUnD hIm YeT

Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don't.
Good Morning

ye acchi kahani hai jaana mujhe tha tum jaa rahi ho :hot: :hot:

fee kya chahiye tumhe

hi pari,
kaisa hai thu
aaj mujhe office me late nite assignments diya gaya hai. isliye main half an hour me bhag jaoonga , :hee: :hee:

aaj kal woh raat se din, din se raat nahi karte. hum unhe chahate hai magar wo humse pyar nahi karte. aate hai khayalo mai roz magar haqiqat mai wo humse mulaqat nahikarte

Sida hmre ghr aajao eve k

Wah phr nyi bhut vali pic

Teri palkon pe khwab rakh gaya koi
Teri saanso pe naam likh gaya koi
Chalo wada raha bhool jana hame
Agar humse achha yaar tumhe mil gaya koi

bhut kuch nhi jaanti tu tujhe harkata krna ek hi pata hai :hee:

bahut ithra rahi ho ab main chaltha hoon headache hai sone jaa raha hoon tablet leliya . yeda main tumko nahi kaminee tum dono mujhe yeda bana rahe ho
asli ac kya yahan maine showroom kholke rakha hai
sahi me bolthe hai na pichle janm ka paap wo yahi hai har ek paap ek kamina friend detha hai, main gor ppaap kiya hoga isliye mujhe do do kamine friend mile thu aur nir.
chalo kal miltha hoon gudnite take care sweetest of sweet dreams, God bless you, Khuda hafiz, bhagwan thera bhala kare take care

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00DeqQYMscACbk/Air-Conditioner-9000-48000BTU-.jpg ab sharm karo aur kuch mat maangna

ac ac ac ac chod ke baat karo haan mere paas ac hai car hai bangla hai aur maa bhi hai iske saath mere paas DO KAMINE FRIENDS BHI HAI