Peklhle network ka pta to kr le
Kisi doosre operator ka network mat fook dena

Haan
Chalo mai aur tum mil kr in network walon ki bajate hai

Kya krun..
Sb network ki meharwaani hai
Shaam ko kasua bn jaata hai ye

Mai to aisa hi rahunga billo
Tu b aisi hi rehna

Sach me nhi dekhi ??
Then you have missed the fun
Waise, i recommend this movie to you agr punjaabi aati hai to
And mai to deeth hi hoon isme koi shak nhi

Sach me nhi dekhi ?
ghooma k jhooth bolti ho tum
Waise, tu kya sochti ho k tu hi deeth ho ?
Mai tere se b bda deeth hoon
Mai to mra nhi lekin lizard mar gayi

Carry on jatta lagi hai
Kabi dekhi hai ye film ?
Waise, mera ghost chuhe nhi lizard kha gayi

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Lets do some pendu party

Chal start end ko chhor aur ye bta kya haal hai tera ?
Aur aaj kitne chuhe kha k aayi ho ? :rofl;

Film dekhni hai
To chal fir theatre chalte hain movie dekhne
Waise, skull k illawa aur kuchh b hai

Hann ji

Rani :-* lolz

Arre mai to start hi hoon lekin tera ending process ho gya

Aajkl sb episode me chalta hai coconut ji
Waise, tera urdu mere skull k uper se chala gya

Tumhe b chahiye skull wali pic ?

Chipkali ki haddiyon ka mai doctor hu. Tbi pta hai

Waise, tu to chipkali hai

Toone dood peena chhod diya kya ?

Arre tu b to earth ki hai
Tere jaisi makhi venus k climate me kaise survive kregi ?

Dood peene se haddiya mazboot hoti hai madam ji
Waise, tere haddiya kaafi weak hain

Chalo makhiyan survive nhi krti but alien tovkrbsakta hai