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If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling:smile:Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
& offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
Gud Morning to one such person.:sun:
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Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind:rofl:
In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.:rofl:
In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.:rofl:
IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.:rofl:
In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap,
but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.:rofl:
In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission:spin:
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.:rofl:
In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.:rofl:
In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.
In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish:rofl:
In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law
but you can use it for an igloo.:hee:
In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers:rofl:
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.:o
In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep:rofl:
:hee:Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky:rofl:
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••• •••:smile::hee:A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee:
Boy-and-girl-kissing........
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl:
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
Math is hard wheN yoU caught
:hee::rofl: Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?:p:hee::rofl:
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad:
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl:
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.
:hee:
Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl::p
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