Walekumasslam bhai kya haal h ??

Gd. Hum dono raj se h

Jaipur se. Aap

Nhi h. Gabbar pm nahi karta toh fayda kya! Mein achi hoon.

Cnt pm. Hw r u

क्यूट दादागिरी
😇😇😇😇😇😇
एक छोटा बच्चा
रात में
, plz भगवान्
आप मुझे एक साइकिल दे दो
मेरे सारे फ्रेंड्स के पास
साइकिल है
और वह सो गया
अगले दिन वह उठा
तो
उसे साइकिल
नही मिली
उसे गुस्सा आ गया !!
तब उसने
गणेशजी की छोटी मूर्ति उठाई
और
शंकर भगवान् से बोला
अगर बच्चा चाहिए
तो
शाम को 4 बजे
साइकिल लेकर मंदिर के पीछे आ जाना !

walaikum assallam

Mohabbat aankho sey nikley aansuo ko moti bana deti hain,
Mohabbat gahre zakhmo pe b marham laga deti hain,
Jab jeeney ki wajah koi bhi naa bachi hoo,
Tab yeh mohabbat maut ko bhi haseen zindagi bana deti hain!

Alfaaz.

♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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Jaa so jaa bhai tereko neend ki saqt zarurat hai

Ok dekh bhai dekh khub dekh

Ok dekh bhai dekh khub dekh

Aise kya dekh raha hai be chirkut

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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings

1 Money can't buy happiness

but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy

but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only

because... its illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

but... neither does juice

6. Smoking kills

but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...

Think again.. Be wise..

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──►(•‿•) ★★(•‿•) ◄──

╰╰╮╮♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮

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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..

We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year

We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.

Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Dear Friend
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I Plan To Continue
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I wish that n't a single tear trickles
down your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
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╰╰╮╮♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮

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Few observations


1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.


2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.


3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.


4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.


5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.


6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
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Isn't it ??



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♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥
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┊　★　┊　★
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“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”

Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
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Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
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I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...

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`•.¸.•´

An interview with God..
.
.
Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
.
.
God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
.
.
That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
.
.
That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
.
.
They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.

So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are


GOOD NIGHT
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(¯`v´¯) ♥
`•.¸.•´

..zzzZZZZZzzz..

Caution
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Types of Girls

Hard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls
Difficult to access

Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...