A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
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:hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee: Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought.
"Life begins With our cry. Life ends With others cry. Fill this gap With as much laugh as possible" :rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Always be Happy and Make Others Too
Good morning :heart: I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. :heart: :heart: keep smilling