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good morn mahi kaise ho nice hair

HI ...! GooD MorninG HavE a GooD DaY

SHArabi netrdan karne gaya caounter par bethe clerk ne poocha -kuch kehna chahte ho sarabi-jisko lagao use bata dena yeh 2 peg main khulti hai. :hee

ur wc nd tnx

Tcher 2 KG kid:Hw many mnths in a yr? Kid:12 Tcher:Hw do u knw? Kid:Barah mahine me bara tarikon se 2jhko pyar jataunga re. "DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA";

Wb nd thanx anu

awesome pic mahi

me bk,

Andheri raat sunsan sadak Ladke ne bike roka Ladki ko utara aur uska haath pakda Uske karib gaya Ladki sharmai Ladka bola DHAKKA MAAR PETROL KHATM HO gaya.

neelam tyagi

dnt mind mahi ye wala b ghisa pita h chalo wait kro me 5 6 lati hu ache se ok

dhakkan wala ghisa pita h

dhakkan wala ghisa pita h

how sweet is u,, how sweet is ur voice ,,,,how sweet is ur style ,,,how sweet is ur smile ,,,,and how sweet i lie

ye wala ghisa pita h

mast

Lalu: itna sara log football ko lath kyou mar rahe h? Sardar:gol karne ke liye. Lalu: sasura gol hi to h aur kitna gol karenge.

ghisa pita to tum suna do acha sa

rqst acept krne ke liye tnx

Husband calls frm Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh. Srvnt pickd d fone. Hsbnd: Memsab se bat karao! Servnt: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai. Hsbnd: Par Sahab to mai hu. Servnt: Ab me kya karu? Hsbnd: Maar de dono ko me hold karta hun. After kilng.. servnt: Lasho ka kya karu? Husband: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja. Servnt: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..... Husbnd: Oh sorry, wrong number...!