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good morn mahi kaise ho:$ nice hair
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HI ...! GooD MorninG:sun: HavE a GooD DaY:heart:

SHArabi netrdan karne gaya caounter par bethe clerk ne poocha -kuch kehna chahte ho sarabi-jisko lagao use bata dena yeh 2 peg main khulti hai. :hee::hee::hee

ur wc nd tnx

Tcher 2 KG kid:Hw many mnths in a yr? Kid:12 Tcher:Hw do u knw? Kid:Barah mahine me bara tarikon se 2jhko pyar jataunga re. "DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA"; :hee::hee::hee:

Wb nd thanx anu

awesome pic mahi

me bk, :p

Andheri raat sunsan sadak Ladke ne bike roka Ladki ko utara aur uska haath pakda Uske karib gaya Ladki sharmai Ladka bola DHAKKA MAAR PETROL KHATM HO gaya. :hee::hee::hee:

neelam tyagi

dnt mind mahi ye wala b ghisa pita h chalo wait kro me 5 6 lati hu ache se ok

dhakkan wala ghisa pita h

dhakkan wala ghisa pita h

how sweet is u,, how sweet is ur voice ,,,,how sweet is ur style ,,,how sweet is ur smile :),,,,and how sweet i lie :hee::hee::hee:

ye wala ghisa pita h

:hee: mast :p

Lalu: itna sara log football ko lath kyou mar rahe h? Sardar:gol karne ke liye. Lalu: sasura gol hi to h aur kitna gol karenge. :hee::hee::hee::hee:

ghisa pita to tum suna do acha sa :p

rqst acept krne ke liye tnx :hee:

Husband calls frm Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh. Srvnt pickd d fone. Hsbnd: Memsab se bat karao! Servnt: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai. Hsbnd: Par Sahab to mai hu. Servnt: Ab me kya karu? Hsbnd: Maar de dono ko me hold karta hun. After kilng.. servnt: Lasho ka kya karu? Husband: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja. Servnt: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..... Husbnd: Oh sorry, wrong number...! :hee::hee::hee: