e kisko bola re,aaila apun ko bola kya,jyda shanpatti nayi karne ki bidu :hee: :hee: :hee: :hee: :hee:

waise jachie mai diet pe hoon

2 friends k bich ki baat hai,tumhen nahi bata sakti :hee: :hee: :hee: :hee: :hee:

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

pehle batta kutta kaun hai hai yahan :hee: :hee: :hee:

haan sabse pehle mujhe bheja tha,maine kaha phoenix ko bhi bhej dena,nahi tho wo ro ro k bore kar dega.waise maine ac band rakha hai. :hee: :hee:

achhank nind se uth k aaye ho kya,yaddast chali gayee kya?

Santaji & his wife going to city in auto…
Driver adjusted mirror….
Santaji shouted “YOU ARE SEEING MY WIFE…

GO & SIT BACK…. I will drive auto…”
:hee:

kahan ho :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

gυ∂мσяηιηg :sun:

hi jackie

Dekho chacha udhar lekar kursi kharid le hai
lekin karja chukana hai to tyre jaldi bhej dena
gud wali mrng

gn.tc :hee: :hee: :hee:

Jao so jao chacha
par 3tyr+1stpne
bhulna mat

mai tab drive karti hi nahi,aur agar aisa hua hi tho usko ownskin ka ac open kar k de dungi,wo yahan aakar pagal ho jayega aur mai bhag kar ghar aa jaungi,what n idea :hee: :hee:

To all my friends gud nite sweet dreams and take care mujhe neend aarahi hai. kal milege
jackie

arey ruk jao e meri puja ka smay hai.
Aarti warti me vayst hun

haan pari sach hai.

Ab supreme court me milna

aaj k jamane me kisi ko fursat nahi hoti kisi k fate me jhankne ki,wo sab m class hostel me chalta hai.waise mai ye sab yaad nahi rakhti,apni marji se jiti hoon.haan ye yaad rakhti hoon k kisi ko meri wajah se taklif na ho :hee: