Arre hume meethi cheez bahut achhi lagti hai billo :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, tu b meetha pee kr meerhi ho gayi ho :hee: :hee: :hee:

i love to hate you bEbe

tu jo keh de agr toh me jeena chhorr du bin soche ek pal saans lena chhorr du

Akeli akeli pee gayi tu :hee: :hee:
Waise, ladai baad me dekhna pehle ye sun :hee: :hee: :hee:

:hee: :hee: :hee:

Arre jo real me peene ka maza hai wo jhooth me nhi hota :rofl:
Waise apne kitchen me ja aur bna k pee :hee:
Maza aa jaaega tere ko peene ka :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, tumhe kya achha lahta hai tom ya jerry ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sach me chai piyegi ?? :hee: :hee:
Waise, tu chhoti ho ja bdi chota bheem to tu abi b dekhti hai :hee: :hee:

Tere ko kidnap to krunga warna tu saara dood pi jaaegi billo :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, mujhe nhi pta tha k tu b chhota bheem dekhti hai :rofl: :rofl:
Ab tu munh me nipple daal le :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mai suppari nhi ke raha kisi se :hee: :hee:
Mai to dil se tujhe kidnap kr loonga :rofl: :rofl:

Waise, chhota bheem tu dekhti hai kya ??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Waise, dreams whatsapp nhi hai re... :hee:
Mai to sachh me sone wala tha lekin socha dekh loon kahin billi dood to nhi pee rahi :rofl: :rofl:

Haan karunga but achhe achhe kaam :hee: :hee:
Waise, mai tera katal kr sakta hoon. Krun ? :hmm:
Waise, pm wali faaltu ki baat kahi yaar.

Drr aur mujhe ?? :rofl:
Bol kya krna hai kr doonga :rofl: :rofl:
Real me nhi ja sakta tabi to dreams me ja raha hoon :hee: :hee:

Good night billo :hee: :hee:
Mai chala apni billi k paas. Dreams me :rofl:
Tu ladte reh apne ranjge se :hee: :hee: :hee:
Take care :hee: :hee:

Yudh ? ? :o
Maine kya bigada hai tera re ,( ,:
Waise, mai chudelon se yudhh nhi krta :rofl: :rofl:
Koi haseena hai to bol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tera fuse cererebral cortex ka uda hua hai :rofl: :rofl:
Change kr jaldi :hee: :hee:

Mai nhi barak sakta :hee:
Teri tarah mera fuse nhi uda hua :rofl:

Kis pr bharak raha hoon mai ? :hee:

Mai to 3 bje hi aaya jhoothi :hee: :hee:
Waise, mai to ab evening hi aaunga 6-8pm :hee: :hee: :hee:

Bye

Agr ghadi nhi hai tere paas to tukka kyun lagati hai :rofl: :rofl:

Waise, meri pic me hai ghadi le le waha se :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Haan neri hi chhutti ka intazar krti hai :hee: :hee:
Tu b kr liya kr mera itazaar :rofl: :rofl:

Tu kutta kha mara hua. Wo b rabies wala :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, aajkl dood mehnga ho gya hai :hee: :hee:
Kahin free ka dood mil jaae to achha hai :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: