makeup box chori ho gayy

:p :p :p :p

meri portrait hai

rider-----hamko aisa waisa na samjho hum bade kam ki chiz :smile: :smile: :smile:

khana bhej rahe ho na,isliye puch rahi hoon :hee:

pehle ye bata bill kaun dega? :hee: :hee: :hee:

wo tho hai :hee: :hee:

i m fine ,n u q is umar me marne ki kwahish karte ho :hee: :hee: :hee:

q ye kya chakkar hai :spin: :hee:

tum mar gaye tho nir ka kya hoga? :hee: :hee: :hee: :hee:

:smile: :smile: :smile:

Chor nai hon
lakin tum kon si chori karny wali cheez ho:p

Kun main nai bana sakhti
wasy choraya hy

Wrong Number:

Hello fridge chal raha ha...?

Admi: haan chal raha ha..
Aap kon?!
Caller:To phr paker lo..
Warna bgaag jaaye Ga
.
.
Again Call..
Caller: fridge ha??
Admi ghuse sy nahi ha...

Caller: kaha b tha pakar lo bhaag jaega:p:p:rofl:

mrng..

Get up from ur soft soft be
Open ur teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile
& say to urself
a Gud morning from my side.
Hav a wonderful day!

Gudni8 javed

ok bye tc

allahhafiz

I realy msng ol of u plz tk cr my dear frndz offline .....exit....