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:heart: :heart: good morning my friend
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:heart: ╰:╮---Some Complicated Thoughts:
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time!
We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love!
coz We Lack Certain Qualities.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!
Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token,
we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
A Person Who Laughs More
And
Makes Others Laugh
Would Be Having
A Thunder Storm Sadness
Beneath His Heart...
GOOD
NIGHT---╰:╮ :heart::heart: ╰:╮---
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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)---A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
:hee:
:shy2: 
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:heart: :heart: good evening my friend
:p
:hee::shy2::pSay who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee:
:rofl:90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee:
:hee:Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee:
:spin:After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting
this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
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