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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

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Red is the symbol of love
:love:

And the yellows talks of friendship
:thumb:

The green tells of richness and progress
:money:

The blue guarantees great at heart
:)

The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
:P

There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
:spin:

Wise thoughts u can follow

:hee::rofl:

1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.:hee:
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???:rofl:
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?:hee:
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!:rofl:
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!:hee:
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???:spin:

:smile::smile:

:hee:gut night

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There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★★***★
A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....:)


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The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone.



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.:rofl:

:hee:Think different.

Add wife, Enjoy life.

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How Amazing!!……….

A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years,
But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes…
Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..





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DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u....

:hee::p:rofl::hee:

Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

:hee::p:p:hee::spin:

Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

:hee::rofl::p:p::hee::rofl:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..

:hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/ morning/good
(Now Read in reverse)....

:hee::sun::rofl::P

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“No, No, No, I don’t want to show”
Time has not yet come for me to go
To the world that I live this world for simple reason
I want to live here for some more years as a simple person.
Give me some more time for worship as I followed nothing
Life was enjoyed as if it may not have any end for something
I repent now for not having utilized it in best way
The death lords may come anytime and take me away...''

''A human being can take away everything in life
except his knowledge, thoughts and dreams,
which are charged positive ideas of illusion and hope” …

Good Morning With Love and Respect……….



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One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true!!!



One life can make a difference,
You see, it’s up to you!!!!



BEST WISHES N SPARKLING MORNING

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If
its because of her eyes or her lips or her body
Its not love… Its lust…

If its because of her intelligence or insight about life
Its not love… Its admiration…

If its because she cries every time you try to leave
Its not love… Its pity…

If its because she makes you forget to study and sleep
Its not love… Its infatuation…

Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person
Love has its reason and the reason is unknown…..



WHEN THE HEARTS HAVE TRAVELLED TOGETHER.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER…
LOVE BINDS THE HEARTS TOGETHER.



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I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to think before you speak to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to say sorry for everything that you don’t do!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to ask me for favors!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don’t say!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think I do not remember the first time we met!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you don’t see the thousand ways I try to make you happy!

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SoMeTiMeS AlL We cAn gIvE Is lOvE
SoMeTiMeS AlL We hAvE Is nOt eNoUgH.

SoMeTiMeS LiFe iS LiKe a dReAm
sOmEtImEs dReAmS ArEn’t wHaT ThEy sEeM.

SoMeTiMeS LaUgHtEr cAn hEaL YoUr hEaRt
sOmEtImEs iT’S LaUgHtEr tHaT BrEaKs iT ApArT.

SoMeTiMeS ThE WoRlD GoEs fAsTeR ThAn wE CaN Go
sOmEtImEs eVeN FaSt iS StiLL ToO SlOw.

sOmEtImEs gOiNg hOmE Is tHe oNlY ThInG On oUr mInD
SoMeTiMeS HoMe iS ThE OnLy pLaCe wE CaN’T FiNd.

sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO TiReD To sLeEp
sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO SaD To wEeP.

SoMeTiMeS DaRkNeSs cAn bE ToO BrIgHt
sOmEtImEs rAiN GiVeS YoU DeLiGhT.

SoMeTiMeS We tHiNk wE UnDeRsTaNd
sOmEtImEs wE KnOw wE ReAlLy cAn’t...
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GooD NiGhT.....KeEp sMiLiNg!!!

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There was a girl and a boy.
girl proposed the boy and boy agreed…..
girl always used to say that my heart is not mine its always with you….
& I am living without heart……

after few month girl said that i cant marry you
becoz my parents are not allow me but we’ll be frnds 4evr.
after few months girl got married another boy..

after 2 days of her wedding,girl looking her wedding gifts.
she came across a gft & start crying
the gft was d heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood…
the lid of the jar was attached with the paper
written on it..

”hey stupid ur heart is with me na than what will u give to ur husband?


Love -Y does it Hurts – ?
Y does it Pain ?
Maybe its because We Love Someone so much
And too Deep dat We Forget Too keep Some Love for Ourselves…!!!


True love comes to those who still hope, even though they’ve been disappointed,
and to those who still smile, even though they’ve been hurt.


Love is sweet when it’s NEW. But…. it’s sweeter when it’s TRUE .

GOOD MORNING:sun:
WISHING UR HAPPY LIFE WIT TRUE LOVE

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♡ ╰☆╮ ♡♡ ╰☆╮ ♡

the woman is the ray of sunshine for
the man every morning when he wakes up …
a woman loves affection …
a woman needs a lot of attention,
a woman is a rare flower …
a woman is free to decide her life …
if you respect a woman,
♥♥it will give you love♥♥





a real man knows the difference between
a real woman and a girl at random ..
a real man does not break it ‘s promises ..
a real man does not just think about sex ..
a real man does not ask questions
when you say you need something ..
♥♥a real man respects all women ♥♥

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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
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MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
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E - Embrace with open heart

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I - Inspire with impressive attitude

MUBARIK MUBARIK
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D - Distribute pleasure to all
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╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮╮

IMAGINE IF ALL RELATIONSHIPS R PERFECT:

... ńő fíghtś
... ńő téáŕś
... ńő áŕgúméńtś,
... ńő míśúńdéŕśtáńdíńgś
... dŕéám ćőmé tŕúé ...

BUT WITHOUT THESE

... théŕé wőúld bé …
...ńő śőŕŕý
...húgś & kíśśéś,
... ńő śáýíńg őf thé śwéétéśt wőŕdś,
... ńő ŕéáśőńś tő śtáý
... ńő gŕőwth őf fáíth íń bőth őf ýőú:(

NOW WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE PERFECT?



tŕúé ŕélátíőńśhíp blőśśőmś,
whéń ýőú wíll bé śőŕŕý főŕ ýőúŕ míśtákéś,
húgś & kíśśéś...
á ćháńćé őf śáýíńg őf thé śwéétéśt wőŕdś...
FIND REASONS TO STAY....



... GROW FAITH IN BOTH OF YOU...:heart:



GOOD MORNING:sun:

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