Tu apne ghr me kya chuhe pakr rahi thi ? :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, mai os pe tha :rofl: :rofl:

Btw, good morning too coconut :hee: :hee:

Maine socha k tu mera intazar kr rahi hogi to mil aata hoon :hee: :hee:
But my bad luck :hee: :hee:
Lekin tu thi k pta nhi kahan thi :hee: :hee: :hee:

Waise, dekh aaj mai dhai bje aaya hoon aur tera ata pta hi nhi hai :rofl: :rofl:

Mujhe kya itraaz hoga billo rani :hee: :hee:
Waise, mai ghadi kya tera dimaag b theek kr doonga. :hee: :hee: :hee:
Bs thodi si fees lagegi :rofl: :rofl:

bina petrol me hi jala diya tu:rofl;

ab pani daal

Wo teri behan b hai aur dost b aur janu b :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, meri ghadi me 23:59:59 k baad 00:00:00 bajta hai :hee: :hee:
Apni ghadi ko theek krwa kisi dukaan mee:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

♡:hee: :rofl:♡

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...

:hee::rofl::p:rofl::hee:

Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

:hee::p:p:hee::spin:

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.:p:rofl:

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.:p

:hee::rofl::p:p::hee::rofl:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp:hee:

:hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....

:hee::rofl::P

♡:rofl::hee::heart::hee: :rofl:♡

aaaaaag ;
laaga diya reeeeeee



:rofl:

Tere ko kaha tha na cigarette mat pee :hee: :hee:

Aag lga di na ab :rofl: :rofl:

Ye pakistani ghadion me koi special techniques hoti hai kya ? :rofl: :rofl:

Behan hai to behn ki tarah rakh. Dost kyun bna rahi hai :hee: :hee:

Dhai bje nhi aa paaunga yaar... :hee: :hee:
Change your time :P

Rupa ko janu ? :rofl:
Ab ye bta.. Ladka tu hai ya rupa :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, mai bejti nhi krta :rofl: :rofl:

Mujhe mat jala billo rani :hee:
Mai jalni wali cheez nhi hoon :rofl:

Ah! Aa gayi tu janu :rofl:

Aassman Humse Naaraz H,
Taaron Ka Gussa Behisaab H,
Wo Sab Humse Jalte H, Kyunki,
Chand Se Bhi Behtar, Aap Humare Pass H.
Good morning rani :hee:

Wah coconut ki shayri coconut ki tarah hi hai :rofl: :rofl:
Waise, dil mat jala tu. :hee: jalane se achha hai kisi ko de de tu:hee: :hee: :hee: