Alien look change kr liya
warna baba aadam k zamane ki laash lagte the

haan hai tujhe kpi aitraaz hai kia

okay tu kr de thk meri ghari

woh meri behn bh hai dost bh

han na tu bh apni ghari mila le or time pe aa jana

me khud aag hu mujhe kiase aag lgy gi

♡ ♡

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...



Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.



Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.



Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp



Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....



♡ ♡

good noon alien

acha phr 24:30 pe aa jana

acha phr 24:30 pe aa jana

rupa meri one nd only behn hai

tu apni soch bdl

chal bbye

dhai bajy milte hn nehr wle pul pe

qu bdnaam kr rha hai

me yahan sirf rupa ki janu hu

thk hai me dil nh jalati

tujhe jalati hu majzor hai

Good morning too ali

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And yes, your English was improved today and i mean it.
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★Good Night★

Have a scary dream, may vampires, dracullas around you.

Check Agnes, I wanna be like her.
She's soooo cute, isn't she?
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I wanna be her, not Tom cat

Did you just said Tom cat amd jerry mouse?
Lol the name 'Tom' sounds like dog's name

I don't like the comparison at all btw.

I would prefer Agnes from the movie 'Despicable Me'

About complain? Shh that's secret I ain't gonna tell you that In fact I'm gonna complain about you to my mom and aunty both. No mercy on you.

Oh boy, Run and Hide wherever you want.

dil ko jalana hum ne chhor diya

cigarette toh kb ka chhor diya

Check CG

btw, your english is improved today.
⏩ Note the side effect of my company.⏪