Alien look change kr liya
warna baba aadam k zamane ki laash lagte the

haan hai tujhe kpi aitraaz hai kia :hee:

okay tu kr de thk meri ghari :rofl:

woh meri behn bh hai dost bh

han na tu bh apni ghari mila le or time pe aa jana :rofl:

me khud aag hu mujhe kiase aag lgy gi :rofl::rofl:

♡:hee: :rofl:♡

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...

:hee::rofl::p:rofl::hee:

Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

:hee::p:p:hee::spin:

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.:p:rofl:

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.:p

:hee::rofl::p:p::hee::rofl:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp:hee:

:hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....

:hee::rofl::P

♡:rofl::hee::heart::hee: :rofl:♡

good noon alien

acha phr 24:30 pe aa jana :rofl:

acha phr 24:30 pe aa jana :rofl:

rupa meri one nd only behn hai

tu apni soch bdl :rofl:

chal bbye

dhai bajy milte hn nehr wle pul pe :hee:

qu bdnaam kr rha hai :rofl:

me yahan sirf rupa ki janu hu

thk hai me dil nh jalati

tujhe jalati hu majzor hai :rofl:

Good morning too ali

:)

And yes, your English was improved today and i mean it.


★Good Night★

Have a scary dream, may vampires, dracullas around you.

Check Agnes, I wanna be like her. :( :(
She's soooo cute, isn't she? :(








I wanna be her, not Tom cat
:( :( :(

Did you just said Tom cat amd jerry mouse?
Lol the name 'Tom' sounds like dog's name

I don't like the comparison at all btw.

I would prefer Agnes from the movie 'Despicable Me'

About complain? Shh that's secret I ain't gonna tell you that :rofl: In fact I'm gonna complain about you to my mom and aunty both. No mercy on you. :hee:

Oh boy, Run and Hide wherever you want. :hee:

dil ko jalana hum ne chhor diya :hee:

cigarette toh kb ka chhor diya :hee:

Check CG

btw, your english is improved today.
⏩ Note the side effect of my company.⏪
:p :p