Haan miss kaise nhi karega tang sirf mujhe to kiya jata hai na....

Nir tere bache aise padenge school me

Next Generation Kids will learn A,B,C,D.
in this Way:
A-Apple
B-Bluetooth
C-Chatting
D-Download
E-Email
F-Facebook
G-Google
H-Hotmail
I-Iphone
J-Java
K-Kingston
L-Laptop
M-Message
N-Nero
O-Orkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quick time
R-RAM
S-Server
T-Touch screen
U-USB
V-Vista
W-Wifi
X-XP
Y-Yahoo!
Z-Zorpia.

Knse mental hospital me the ap

Mai jail mai kya bol rha hai nir tu

Thanks for the msg nir bro
gud nght sweet drmz tc

Ye kya

chup ke chup ke nai khati mein,,..

itni acchi bacchi hnmujhe galat samjha

han bas deit pe hn aaj se..

to kya hamara kharcha nhi hoga

shadimujhe nai karni..


jaisa aap kahen,,,waise karenge

mein aaj se diet shuru kar rahi hn

q nhi vaps doge ap

mein patliii hnmujhe mOti na kehna

khati bhi kam hn deit pe rehti hn....

q apke gherme nhi he jo hm de apko agar hm dege to ap hme vaps to karoge na

nhi hme to dar nhi lagta

theek h..


aur itni shodh hindi

chakar aa gaya mujhe padh kar...

Motu so gye kya

VO KYA HOTA HE

nai

sorry...

patliii hi kahO hame

HA JELL HE

decide karo aapme patlii ya moti


mOtu murga