Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding
My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down,
she got up, patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time" . After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & . When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse. . I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse. . She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time"