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hawk63 guestbook (22800) Sign guestbook
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hv a nice day my frnd
ﺟﺎﺀ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺑﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ
ﻭﺳﺄﻝ:
ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﻻ ﻳﺠﻮﺯ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺳﻼﻡ
ﻟﻠﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺭﺟﻼً؟؟!!
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ:
ﻫﻞ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜﺔ
ﺇﻟﻴﺰﺍﺑﻴﺚ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ:
ﺑﺎﻟﻄﺒﻊ ﻻ، ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺃﺷﺨﺎﺹ
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺍﻟﺬﻳﻦ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺼﺎﻓﺤﻮﺍ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜـــﺔ ﺍﻟﻴﺰﺍﺑﻴﺚ.
ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﻴـــﺦ: ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻟﺪﻳﻨﺎ
ﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜـﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜﺎﺕ ﻻ
ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻐﺮﺑﺎﺀ .
ﺛﻢ ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ
ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ: ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﻴﺎﺕ ﺗﺴﺘﺮ
ﺍﻟﺠﺴﻢ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮ؟
ﺗﺒﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﺸﻴـــﺦ ﻭﺍﺧﺬ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻮﻯ،، ﻭﻓﺘﺢ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻭﺃﺑﻘﻰ
ﺍﻷﺧﺮﻯ ﻣﻐﻠﻘــﺔ،،. ﺃﻟﻘﻰ
ﺍﻹﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﺭﺽﺍﻟﻤﺘﺮﺑــﺔ،،،
ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ:
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻃﻠﺒﺖ ﻣﻨﻚ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺄﺧﺬ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻮﻯ ﺃﻱ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﺳﻮﻑ
ﺗﺨﺘﺎﺭ؟؟!! ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ: ﺳﺂﺧﺬ
ﺍﻟﻤﻐﻠﻘـــﺔ .
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ: ﻫﺬﻩ ﻫﻲ
ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻘــﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﻧﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﺑﻬﺎ
ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓﻋﻨـﺪﻧـﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺳــﻼﻡ !!!
ﺳﺒﺤﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻭﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪ ﻟﻠﻪ ﻭﻻ ﺍﻟﻪ
ﺍﻻ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻛﺒﺮ ﻭﻻ ﺣﻮﻝ ﻭﻻ
ﻗﻮﺓ ﺍﻻ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﻈﻴﻢ .
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ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎ
ﻭﺳﺄﻝ:
ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﻻ ﻳﺠﻮﺯ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺳﻼﻡ
ﻟﻠﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺭﺟﻼً؟؟!!
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ:
ﻫﻞ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜﺔ
ﺇﻟﻴﺰﺍﺑﻴﺚ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ:
ﺑﺎﻟﻄﺒﻊ ﻻ، ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺃﺷﺨﺎﺹ
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺍﻟﺬﻳﻦ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺼﺎﻓﺤﻮﺍ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜـــﺔ ﺍﻟﻴﺰﺍﺑﻴﺚ.
ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﻴـــﺦ: ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻟﺪﻳﻨﺎ
ﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜـﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻠﻜﺎﺕ ﻻ
ﺗﺼﺎﻓﺢ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻐﺮﺑﺎﺀ .
ﺛﻢ ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ
ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ: ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﻴﺎﺕ ﺗﺴﺘﺮ
ﺍﻟﺠﺴﻢ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮ؟
ﺗﺒﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﺸﻴـــﺦ ﻭﺍﺧﺬ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻮﻯ،، ﻭﻓﺘﺢ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻭﺃﺑﻘﻰ
ﺍﻷﺧﺮﻯ ﻣﻐﻠﻘــﺔ،،. ﺃﻟﻘﻰ
ﺍﻹﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﺭﺽﺍﻟﻤﺘﺮﺑــﺔ،،،
ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ:
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻃﻠﺒﺖ ﻣﻨﻚ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺄﺧﺬ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻮﻯ ﺃﻱ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﺳﻮﻑ
ﺗﺨﺘﺎﺭ؟؟!! ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻲ: ﺳﺂﺧﺬ
ﺍﻟﻤﻐﻠﻘـــﺔ .
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ: ﻫﺬﻩ ﻫﻲ
ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻘــﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﻧﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﺑﻬﺎ
ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓﻋﻨـﺪﻧـﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺳــﻼﻡ !!!
ﺳﺒﺤﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻭﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪ ﻟﻠﻪ ﻭﻻ ﺍﻟﻪ
ﺍﻻ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻛﺒﺮ ﻭﻻ ﺣﻮﻝ ﻭﻻ
ﻗﻮﺓ ﺍﻻ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﻈﻴﻢ .
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ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎ
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