Hm aap ke dil me rahte he di jara dekhlo

:p kesi ho aap di din kesa rha diner kiya aap ne

Hum use pasand karte hai par wo hume nai karte

ha di ham job pe ho ap kaha pe ho

:P
tere aasuo ko bhi tujhse juda hona hoga
tere gham k shaye ko bhi phir lautkar jana hoga
badal jayegi tere jineka tarika
jab bhar kar aayegi khushiye tere daman main "dost"

:sun:
Result Agar Acha ho:
Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai,
Papa- Beta kiska hai,
DOST- Chal daaru pite hai.
Result agar bura ho:
Maa- Aag lage is mobile mein,
Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya,
Dost- Chal daaru pite hain.
B'day par:
Maa- Jug jug jiye mere LAL,
Papa- Hamesha age badho,
DOST-Chal daaru pite hain.
Love me fail hone par:
Maa- Beta bhul jao,
Papa- Are mard ban,
DOST- CHAL DAARU PITE HAIN.
MORAL OF STORY-
Duniya badal jati hai par sacche DOST nahi
Boy: oh ! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau
G: Would u like to kiss me?
B: Yes, i like it
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes
G: Oh darling!
(AUR SHADI K BAAD
YE LINES PURA NICHE SE UPAR PADHO)
Hum thk hai diya ji

pehle ap batao ab apka mud thk hai na :)
g ki thi dua.main uncle anti aur england say bhaiya b ahy thay